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Articles by
Eric K. Auld
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May 11, 2016Mathematical Word Problems for Introverts
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December 5, 2013Dear Aunt Rose Comma Thank You for the Speech Recognition Software Exclamation Point
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July 26, 2012Your Password Must Contain the Following
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November 8, 2011Seven Bar Jokes Involving Grammar and Punctuation
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October 22, 2009Seven Rejected Improv Troupe Scenarios
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 2, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Grade Your Final Papers