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May 11, 2016

Mathematical Word Problems for Introverts

by Eric K. Auld
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by Eric K. Auld
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by Eric K. Auld
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Seven Bar Jokes Involving Grammar and Punctuation

by Eric K. Auld
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Seven Rejected Improv Troupe Scenarios

by Eric K. Auld

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