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Eric K. Auld
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May 11, 2016Mathematical Word Problems for Introverts
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December 5, 2013Dear Aunt Rose Comma Thank You for the Speech Recognition Software Exclamation Point
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July 26, 2012Your Password Must Contain the Following
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November 8, 2011Seven Bar Jokes Involving Grammar and Punctuation
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October 22, 2009Seven Rejected Improv Troupe Scenarios
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 10, 2021An Update from Your Three-Year-Old’s Montessori Educator, Translated for Parents Who Endured a Traditional Public School Education
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
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February 16, 2021How to Write About Iran: A Guide for Journalists, Analysts, and Policymakers
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February 24, 2021Frequently Asked Questions by Middle-Aged White Pundits About When it’s Appropriate to Use a Particular Racial Slur
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February 24, 2021Beaver of Fine Arts: “Your Self Portrait Was Due Yesterday”: Student Reactions According to Their Zodiac Sign