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Eric March is Writer-at-Large at Upworthy, covering politics, culture, food, and trending news. His writing has appeared in The Onion, McSweeneys, and on ComedyCentral.com.

May 16, 2017

Alternate-Universe Washington Reacts to Reports that President Hillary Clinton Leaked Highly Classified Intelligence to Russian Officials

ERIC MARCH
July 26, 2006

We’re Here, We’re On Fire, Get Used To It

ERIC MARCH
May 6, 2005

List: Selections From the Beatles’ Catalog, Had the Band Evolved Not Toward the Adoption of a More Experimental Sound in Its Later Years, but Into Rorqual Whales

ERIC MARCH
May 6, 2005

Three Lists Involving Musical Artists

ERIC MARCH, JEZ BURROWS, MATT BULL and MICHAEL JENKINS
April 22, 2005

List: Things This City Was Built On, Besides Rock ‘n’ Roll

ERIC MARCH

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April 18, 2018

The First Female President

CARA MICHELLE SMITH
April 19, 2018

A Poem About Your University’s Absolute and Unwavering Appreciation of Its Faculty in Spite of Said Faculty’s Crap Salaries

SUSAN HARLAN
April 19, 2018

The Diary of a Settler of Catan

JEREMIAH BUDIN
April 20, 2018

Welcome to MidWestworld

MIKE LACHER

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April 20, 2018

Welcome to MidWestworld

MIKE LACHER
April 20, 2018

List: Interim Goals for the Feminist Movement

CARA WEINBERGER
April 20, 2018

After Hours of Tough Negotiations With Legal Scholar Rudy Giuliani, I’ve Decided to End My Special Counsel Investigation Into the Trump Campaign

BOB VULFOV
April 20, 2018

Stopping by Mar-a-Lago on a Friday Evening

JAMES DRUMMOND