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Eric March
Eric March is Writer-at-Large at Upworthy, covering politics, culture, food, and trending news. His writing has appeared in The Onion, McSweeneys, and on ComedyCentral.com.
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May 16, 2017Alternate-Universe Washington Reacts to Reports that President Hillary Clinton Leaked Highly Classified Intelligence to Russian Officials
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July 26, 2006We’re Here, We’re On Fire, Get Used To It
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May 6, 2005Selections From the Beatles’ Catalog, Had the Band Evolved Not Toward the Adoption of a More Experimental Sound in Its Later Years, but Into Rorqual Whales
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May 6, 2005Three Lists Involving Musical Artists
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April 22, 2005Things This City Was Built On, Besides Rock ‘n’ Roll
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