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Eric March is Writer-at-Large at Upworthy, covering politics, culture, food, and trending news. His writing has appeared in The Onion, McSweeneys, and on ComedyCentral.com.

May 16, 2017

Alternate-Universe Washington Reacts to Reports that President Hillary Clinton Leaked Highly Classified Intelligence to Russian Officials

by Eric March
July 26, 2006

We’re Here, We’re On Fire, Get Used To It

by Eric March
May 6, 2005

List: Selections From the Beatles’ Catalog, Had the Band Evolved Not Toward the Adoption of a More Experimental Sound in Its Later Years, but Into Rorqual Whales

by Eric March
May 6, 2005

Three Lists Involving Musical Artists

by Eric March, Jez Burrows, Matt Bull, and Michael Jenkins
April 22, 2005

List: Things This City Was Built On, Besides Rock ‘n’ Roll

by Eric March

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November 16, 2018

Nihilist Dad Jokes

by Alex Baia
December 6, 2018

Welcome to Our Modern Hospital Where If You Want to Know a Price You Can Go Fuck Yourself

by Alex Baia
November 28, 2018

The Lady Hero’s Journey

by Kathleen O'Mara
November 13, 2018

List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers

by Shannon Reed

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