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Eric March
Eric March is Writer-at-Large at Upworthy, covering politics, culture, food, and trending news. His writing has appeared in The Onion, McSweeneys, and on ComedyCentral.com.
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May 16, 2017Alternate-Universe Washington Reacts to Reports that President Hillary Clinton Leaked Highly Classified Intelligence to Russian Officials
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July 26, 2006We’re Here, We’re On Fire, Get Used To It
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May 6, 2005List: Selections From the Beatles’ Catalog, Had the Band Evolved Not Toward the Adoption of a More Experimental Sound in Its Later Years, but Into Rorqual Whales
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May 6, 2005Three Lists Involving Musical Artists
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April 22, 2005List: Things This City Was Built On, Besides Rock ‘n’ Roll
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell
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May 23, 2019List: Cost Saving Advantages of Perimenopause
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May 23, 2019The Thing I Need Most In My Life Right Now Is a Purpose-Driven Paper Towel Brand