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Articles by
Eric Schulmiller
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June 3, 2016STEM for Dogs
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April 20, 2016Passover Seder: A Thrilling New Escape the Room Experience!
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February 19, 2016Unauthorized Distribution of Your Childhood Violates Federal Copyright Law
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December 18, 2015Famous First Lines of Novels, Written in Increasingly-Convoluted Yoda Syntax by a Writer Lazily Trying to Cash in On Star Wars Mania
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September 26, 2014A Confessional Prayer for 5776
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 2, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Grade Your Final Papers