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Articles by
Eric Schulmiller
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June 3, 2016STEM for Dogs
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April 20, 2016Passover Seder: A Thrilling New Escape the Room Experience!
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February 19, 2016Unauthorized Distribution of Your Childhood Violates Federal Copyright Law
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December 18, 2015Famous First Lines of Novels, Written in Increasingly-Convoluted Yoda Syntax by a Writer Lazily Trying to Cash in On Star Wars Mania
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September 26, 2014A Confessional Prayer for 5776
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May 25, 2023A Day in the Life of a Woke Third-Grade Teacher, as Imagined by a Far-Right Politician
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March 19, 2018I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports
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May 25, 2023I’m Your Mom Playing a Video Game, and I Will Turn This Avatar Right Around If You Don’t Watch Your Tone of Voice
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May 26, 2023When to Turn Your AC on in New England: A Decision Guide