ISSUE 59 VIRTUAL RELEASE EVENTS!

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Articles by

Eric Schulmiller

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June 3, 2016

STEM for Dogs

by Eric Schulmiller
April 20, 2016

Passover Seder: A Thrilling New Escape the Room Experience!

by Eric Schulmiller
February 19, 2016

Unauthorized Distribution of Your Childhood Violates Federal Copyright Law

by Eric Schulmiller
December 18, 2015

Famous First Lines of Novels, Written in Increasingly-Convoluted Yoda Syntax by a Writer Lazily Trying to Cash in On Star Wars Mania

by Eric Schulmiller
September 26, 2014

A Confessional Prayer for 5776

by Eric Schulmiller

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March 16, 2020

Welcome to Your Hastily Prepared Online College Course

by Ryan Weber
March 25, 2020

Self-Quarantined: The Adult Activity Book

by Gabriel Thibodeau
March 12, 2020

Working From Home During a Global Pandemic Bingo

by Kimberly Harrington
March 27, 2020

An Open Letter to Dr. Anthony Fauci Asking for Passover Seder Advice

by Jackie Pick

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March 30, 2020

Can My Son Get More Worksheets Before the World Ends?

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March 30, 2020

Self-Isolation or Graduate School?

by Melissa J. Gismondi and Deborah Ostrovsky
March 30, 2020

I Am a Time-Traveler From the Future, and I Am Here to Ask You to Stop Bulk-Buying Toilet Paper

by Andy Ward
March 28, 2020

A Force Outside Myself: Citizens Over 60 Speak

by McSweeney’s Editors