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Articles by
Eric Schulmiller
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June 3, 2016STEM for Dogs
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April 20, 2016Passover Seder: A Thrilling New Escape the Room Experience!
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February 19, 2016Unauthorized Distribution of Your Childhood Violates Federal Copyright Law
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December 18, 2015List: Famous First Lines of Novels, Written in Increasingly-Convoluted Yoda Syntax by a Writer Lazily Trying to Cash in On Star Wars Mania
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September 26, 2014A Confessional Prayer for 5776
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September 12, 2019List: 16 Surprising Ways to Injure Yourself When You’re Over 40
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September 10, 2019List: I Am “Why Do I Need Venmo?” Years Old
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September 6, 2019List: Honest Academic Job Postings
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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
