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Articles by
Eric Schulmiller
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June 3, 2016STEM for Dogs
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April 20, 2016Passover Seder: A Thrilling New Escape the Room Experience!
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February 19, 2016Unauthorized Distribution of Your Childhood Violates Federal Copyright Law
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December 18, 2015Famous First Lines of Novels, Written in Increasingly-Convoluted Yoda Syntax by a Writer Lazily Trying to Cash in On Star Wars Mania
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September 26, 2014A Confessional Prayer for 5776
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546