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Articles by
Erik Sternberger
Erik Sternberger is a writer, short film maker, and improvisor living in Columbus, Ohio. You can usually find him at Blue Jackets hockey games or at MadLab Theatre. You can find his work at ErikSternberger.com.
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April 22, 2019As the Editor of This Entertainment News Website, I’ll Be Goddamned If We Do Any Actual Journalism On My Watch
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November 2, 2017Template for Informing the “Female Love Interest” That She Will Not Be in the Sequel
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November 21, 2016Places You Keep Running Into Your High School Ex While Visiting Your Hometown for Thanksgiving
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September 1, 2016I Know Today is a National Tragedy, But My Kickstarter is 90% Funded and I Could Really Use Your Donation
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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October 30, 2009Letters From the Hellbox: Caslon, Baskerville, and Franklin: Revolutionary Types
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January 27, 2023The Narrator of “Jessie’s Girl” Offers an Apology after Completing His Master’s in Women’s and Gender Studies
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February 7, 2023The Jedi Academy Will No Longer Teach Anakin Skywalker’s Massacre of the Younglings
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February 7, 2023Short Conversations with Poets: Ross Gay
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February 7, 2023Correspondence with My Preschooler Regarding Our Updated Dinner Policy
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February 6, 2023Oh, Look at Mr. Fancy Pants Over Here Eating His Eggs