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Articles by
Erik Sternberger
Erik Sternberger is a writer, short film maker, and improvisor living in Columbus, Ohio. You can usually find him at Blue Jackets hockey games or at MadLab Theatre. You can find his work at ErikSternberger.com.
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April 22, 2019As the Editor of This Entertainment News Website, I’ll Be Goddamned If We Do Any Actual Journalism On My Watch
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November 2, 2017Template for Informing the “Female Love Interest” That She Will Not Be in the Sequel
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November 21, 2016Places You Keep Running Into Your High School Ex While Visiting Your Hometown for Thanksgiving
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September 1, 2016I Know Today is a National Tragedy, But My Kickstarter is 90% Funded and I Could Really Use Your Donation
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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