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Articles by
Felipe Torres Medina
Felipe Torres Medina is an alien of extraordinary ability. That’s the US government’s way of saying he’s a writer. He comes from Colombia, not Tattooine.
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November 26, 2019Turkey or Sides: A Socratic Dialogue
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June 13, 2019Self-Care Tips for Immigrants
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June 7, 2019Sorry, But I Don’t Think Attending Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters Will Get Me Into Brown
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June 6, 2018We Didn’t Mean for You to Find Out About All Those Additional Dead Puerto Ricans
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May 4, 2018Historically Accurate Things to Shout at Your Cinco de Mayo Party
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April 17, 2018As Your Senator, I Vow to Never Do Anything That Will Upset Bob, 54, from Indiana
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January 23, 2018ICE Detainee or Patient Given a Dramatic Arc in Grey’s Anatomy?
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August 22, 2017Young Hollywood Heartthrob or Two IKEA Products?
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July 19, 2017My Daily Routine as a Job-Stealing Immigrant
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May 20, 2016An Open Letter to the US Immigration Officer Who Confused Me for a Criminal
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July 13, 2021Nobody Wants to Be a Serf Anymore
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July 14, 2021Dear HR: What Skin Color Emoji Am I Supposed to Use?
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July 12, 2021I Am an Alien Ambassador and I Only Wish to Speak to Your Richest Human
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June 17, 2021What Your Favorite ’90s Rock Band Says About the Type of Bored Suburban Dad You Are Today
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July 23, 2021Summer in New York in an Increasingly Hot Climate Is Not a Good Enough Reason to Bare Your Shoulders in Public
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July 23, 2021Six Ways You Have Utterly Failed Your Child, According to a Pediatric Dentist
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July 23, 2021An Open Letter to the #OWNVOICES Movement
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July 22, 2021Apologies Women Need to Make (Sorry, It’s True!)