Daily humor
almost every day
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almost every day
since 1998.
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Articles by
Geoff Haggerty
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November 8, 2006List: Twist Endings
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January 4, 2006List: Scary Moments in Human/Robot Relations in Nonchronological Order
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February 8, 2005Reading-Too-Much-Into-Things Comprehension
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January 26, 2005List: Play-by-Play of Classic Sports Rivalries If the Team Names Actually Represented the Combatants. And Also, Instead of Playing the Sport, They’re Fighting to the Death
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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April 11, 2017Anything Men Can Do I Can Do Bleeding
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December 8, 2015List: Woman Facts
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe
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March 21, 2019List: A Short Description of Cultural Appropriation for Non-Believers, Part II
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March 21, 2019Job Hunt: The Board Game