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Geoff Haggerty
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November 8, 2006Twist Endings
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January 4, 2006Scary Moments in Human/Robot Relations in Nonchronological Order
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February 8, 2005Reading-Too-Much-Into-Things Comprehension
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January 26, 2005Play-by-Play of Classic Sports Rivalries If the Team Names Actually Represented the Combatants. And Also, Instead of Playing the Sport, They’re Fighting to the Death
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September 3, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-889
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 14, 2020I Appreciate Your Concern, But Our Enormous Wedding Was Socially Distanced
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September 1, 2020Quiz: Are You the Worst Fucking Parent?
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