Humans make the first robot.

ATMs demand tips.


Robots make the first human.

2037. The whole thing.

Robot wins Olympics by killing everyone else.

The Robo-Human Wars, obviously.

The first time a robot killed a human.

The first time a robot killed a human but didn’t deny it, just kept on killing humans.

The Day When All the Escalators Stopped (observed on the second Monday in August).

Teddy Ruxpin.

Robot says, “I think I’ll kill all humans,” then unconvincingly says, “Just kidding.”

Anytime you wake up next to a skanky robot who looked much better the night before—am I right, fellas?

And their breath!