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All posts tagged
robots
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March 27, 2025Scenes from the First Major League Baseball Game Featuring the New Robot Umpire, HAL 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian
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October 18, 2023As CEO of BattleBots, I Assure You There’s Almost No Danger of the Robots Becoming Self-Aware and Killing Us
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July 14, 2023Why Yes, This Human Internment Camp Did Used to Be a Topgolf
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June 13, 2023A Roomba’s Positive Affirmations
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October 14, 2022A Voter’s Guide to the 2050 Election, Written by Your New Robot Overlords
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October 6, 2022Modes of Transportation I Trust More Than Tesla’s Self-Driving Cars
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July 14, 2021Captcha’d and Released
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June 15, 2021I Forced a Bot to Read 1,000 Emails, Press Releases, and Social Media Posts from Republican Leaders and Then Asked It to Create Its Own Message
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 3, 2025President Trump’s Tariffs Will Help America Win the War Against Birds
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028