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robots
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July 10, 2014A Notice of Author Obviation
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June 10, 2014Sorry Dan, But It’s No Longer Necessary for a Human to Serve as CEO of This Company
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March 19, 2013A Memo to Investors in 11D Technologies, Inc
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January 11, 2013RE: Your Robot Army
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October 23, 2012My Roomba Won’t Stop Boning My Geode
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December 5, 2011I’m Sorry That My Robot Car Ran Over Your Robot Cat
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November 17, 2011The Six Million Dollar Man Writes a Letter to the United States Department of Veterans Affairs
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August 11, 2011“The Pathway Systematically Rejected” by Robot Frost
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May 17, 2011Technology Jokes
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April 19, 2010What in the Hell is That Thing? FAQ
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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October 10, 2006Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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July 18, 2019List: Things You’re More Likely to Get Arrested for Than Rape