The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Graeme Carey
Graeme Carey is a writer from Ontario, Canada. He hasn’t accomplished anything worth mentioning in a bio.
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January 10, 2025Your Thirties Are the Best Years of Your Life, Unfortunately
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June 10, 2024At This Rate, I’ll Never Be Able to Start a Second Family
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July 27, 2021I’m the Guy Who Wears Jeans in the Summer, and You’ll Never Get Me to Admit That I’m Burning Up
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June 10, 2021Your Neighbor With the Loud Motorcycle Who’s Making Your Life a Living Hell Introduces Himself
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April 6, 2021Cancel Culture Has Gotten Out of Control, Which Is Why I’m Canceling My MLB TV Subscription
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February 16, 2021I’m the Guy Who Wears Shorts in the Winter, and One Day You Will All Bow Before My Bare Weatherproof Legs
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November 11, 2020Weekly Health Update from the Principal of Cobra Kai’s West Valley High School
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July 30, 2020Take Me Out, Coach: Revising John Fogerty’s “Centerfield” for MLB’s COVID-19 Outbreak
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April 15, 2020Is it COVID-19, the Common Cold, or Are You Transforming into a Wild Beast After Crossing Paths with Circe, the Greek Goddess of Magic?
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 10, 2025Massachusetts Road Signs
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 16, 2025A Pre-Game Pep Talk by a College Football Coach Who Recently Audited a Class on Nietzschean Thought
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