Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Articles by
Graham T. Beck
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October 10, 2012Paid for By the Committee to Re-Elect Gralp
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March 28, 2012Terms of Service
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June 6, 2010Thank You So Much for House Sitting!
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December 16, 2009Furious Cousins’ World Famous Holiday Punch
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May 12, 2009A Letter from the Editor of Exotic Beast Dealer Monthly
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October 9, 2008In the Likely Event of My Posthumous Fame
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April 14, 2008Wall Text From My Home
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe