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Articles by
Grant Pardee
Grant Pardee is a writer and comedian in Los Angeles.
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February 10, 2017List: If Right-Wing Catchphrases Were in ’90s Movies
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January 22, 2015List: Your Coworker Dave’s Recent Contributions, Ranked by Effectiveness
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November 13, 2014Today’s Top Puppy Pictures
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November 3, 2014List: A Sneak Preview of the 2015 Dads in Recliners Calendar
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October 6, 2014List: Boat Parts or Names of Unvaccinated Children?
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018List: Appropriate Moments to Respond With Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl From the Song “Shallow”
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October 19, 2018Stoning Our Neighbors to Death Makes the Corn Grow High, and Elitist Liberals Should Stop Attacking This Traditional Value
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October 19, 2018Animals Got Problems: Everyone Is Exhausting
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October 19, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Levelers and Sharpeners
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October 19, 2018Letter of Recommendation for a Basic Male MFA Applicant