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Articles by
Grant Pardee
Grant Pardee is a writer and comedian in Los Angeles.
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February 10, 2017If Right-Wing Catchphrases Were in ’90s Movies
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January 22, 2015Your Coworker Dave’s Recent Contributions, Ranked by Effectiveness
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November 13, 2014Today’s Top Puppy Pictures
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November 3, 2014A Sneak Preview of the 2015 Dads in Recliners Calendar
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October 6, 2014Boat Parts or Names of Unvaccinated Children?
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
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January 21, 2020Cues for Your Portrait Session
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January 21, 2020Hi, I’m a Billboard Lawyer
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January 20, 2020Today We Honor Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., a Great Man Who Stood For Everything That I, a Political Conservative, Oppose