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1. Hopper

2. Tiller

3. Dashiell

4. Stanchion

5. Anais

6. Talullah

7. Rudder

8. Mason

9. Traveler

10. Flora

11. Portlight

12. Magnus

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Boat Parts: 2, 4, 7, 11
Names of Unvaccinated Children: 1, 3, 5, 6, 8, 10, 12
Both: 9

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