Lord Loud Numb
Albatrozz
Koobla Kon
Xanadude
The Opiator
Mad Lutanist
Dejected
Despairing
Despondent
The Disputatious One
April 12, 2001
Proposed Names for an Amateur Wrestler Unduly Influenced by the Work of Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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