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Articles by
Jim Ruland
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May 12, 2005Things Heard During John Cage’s Folsom Prison Performance of “4’33”."
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April 4, 2004Titles of B-Movie Westerns that Give the Impression the West Was Wilder Than Previously Imagined
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May 6, 2002Bad Names for Boats
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February 28, 2002Seven Recurring Nightmares That Fail To Frighten
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May 21, 2001Adventure Week: Shackleton’s Undeliverable E Mail
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April 12, 2001Proposed Names for an Amateur Wrestler Unduly Influenced by the Work of Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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March 16, 2001St Patrick’s Day Special: Lesser Known Irish Saints, Being A Brief Compendium Of Hibernian Heroes, Martyrs & Miracle Workers
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December 29, 2000Secret New Year’s Resolutions From Washington
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December 12, 2000Report From Belfast
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November 10, 2000Blame Florida: Proposed Name Changes for the State of Florida
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January 5, 2022A Note of Reassurance from Your School District Regarding Our Updated Omicron Policies
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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December 31, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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January 7, 2022Here’s Why You’re Wrong for Supporting Either In-Person or Virtual School
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January 20, 2022A Boat Surrounded by Sharks Is a Childcare Option I Am Seriously Considering
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January 20, 2022You Can’t Accuse Us of Restricting the Voting Rights of Black Americans If We Aren’t Counting Them as Americans
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January 20, 2022We Are the Other Girls of Stars Hollow and We Deserve Recognition Too
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January 19, 2022I Drank from the Wrong Holy Grail and Now I’m an Adjunct Professor of Comparative Literature