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Articles by
Jim Ruland
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May 12, 2005Things Heard During John Cage’s Folsom Prison Performance of “4’33”."
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April 4, 2004Titles of B-Movie Westerns that Give the Impression the West Was Wilder Than Previously Imagined
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May 6, 2002Bad Names for Boats
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February 28, 2002Seven Recurring Nightmares That Fail To Frighten
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May 21, 2001Adventure Week: Shackleton’s Undeliverable E Mail
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April 12, 2001Proposed Names for an Amateur Wrestler Unduly Influenced by the Work of Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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March 16, 2001St Patrick’s Day Special: Lesser Known Irish Saints, Being A Brief Compendium Of Hibernian Heroes, Martyrs & Miracle Workers
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December 29, 2000Secret New Year’s Resolutions From Washington
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December 12, 2000Report From Belfast
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November 10, 2000Blame Florida: Proposed Name Changes for the State of Florida
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director