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Articles by
Jim Ruland
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May 12, 2005Things Heard During John Cage’s Folsom Prison Performance of “4’33”."
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April 4, 2004Titles of B-Movie Westerns that Give the Impression the West Was Wilder Than Previously Imagined
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May 6, 2002Bad Names for Boats
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February 28, 2002Seven Recurring Nightmares That Fail To Frighten
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May 21, 2001Adventure Week: Shackleton’s Undeliverable E Mail
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April 12, 2001Proposed Names for an Amateur Wrestler Unduly Influenced by the Work of Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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March 16, 2001St Patrick’s Day Special: Lesser Known Irish Saints, Being A Brief Compendium Of Hibernian Heroes, Martyrs & Miracle Workers
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December 29, 2000Secret New Year’s Resolutions From Washington
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December 12, 2000Report From Belfast
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November 10, 2000Blame Florida: Proposed Name Changes for the State of Florida
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April 2, 2021The Party of Family Values Would Like to Expand the Definition of “Family” and Also of “Values”
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March 26, 2021An Excerpt from My New Anxiety Dream Where I’m Blocking the Suez Canal
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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April 5, 2021Brood X or Gen X?
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April 12, 2021I’m Selling the Very Sentence You’re Reading as a Non-Fungible Token
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April 12, 2021Son, It’s Time You Learned About Sex by Discussing David Bowie’s Huge Bulge in Labyrinth
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial