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Articles by
Jim Ruland
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May 12, 2005Things Heard During John Cage’s Folsom Prison Performance of “4’33”."
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April 4, 2004Titles of B-Movie Westerns that Give the Impression the West Was Wilder Than Previously Imagined
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May 6, 2002Bad Names for Boats
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February 28, 2002Seven Recurring Nightmares That Fail To Frighten
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May 21, 2001Adventure Week: Shackleton’s Undeliverable E Mail
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April 12, 2001Proposed Names for an Amateur Wrestler Unduly Influenced by the Work of Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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March 16, 2001St Patrick’s Day Special: Lesser Known Irish Saints, Being A Brief Compendium Of Hibernian Heroes, Martyrs & Miracle Workers
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December 29, 2000Secret New Year’s Resolutions From Washington
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December 12, 2000Report From Belfast
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November 10, 2000Blame Florida: Proposed Name Changes for the State of Florida
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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