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Articles by
Jim Ruland
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May 12, 2005Things Heard During John Cage’s Folsom Prison Performance of “4’33”."
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April 4, 2004Titles of B-Movie Westerns that Give the Impression the West Was Wilder Than Previously Imagined
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May 6, 2002Bad Names for Boats
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February 28, 2002Seven Recurring Nightmares That Fail To Frighten
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May 21, 2001Adventure Week: Shackleton’s Undeliverable E Mail
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April 12, 2001Proposed Names for an Amateur Wrestler Unduly Influenced by the Work of Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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March 16, 2001St Patrick’s Day Special: Lesser Known Irish Saints, Being A Brief Compendium Of Hibernian Heroes, Martyrs & Miracle Workers
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December 29, 2000Secret New Year’s Resolutions From Washington
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December 12, 2000Report From Belfast
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November 10, 2000Blame Florida: Proposed Name Changes for the State of Florida
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January 15, 2021
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-1,053 -
January 14, 2021I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement
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January 13, 2021Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz
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December 21, 2020Things I Didn’t Have on My 2020 Bingo Card Bingo
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January 19, 2021If We Raise the Minimum Wage, What Will Happen to My Gruel Business?
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January 19, 2021As a White Man, I Say Separate the Art from the Artist
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January 19, 2021It’s My Last Day in Office and I’m Pardoning Everyone
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January 18, 2021Fake MLK Quotes Your Stepdad Gary Posted to Prove He’s Definitely Not a Racist