Shark Chum
Aquarium Furniture
Mullet King
Old Styrofoamsides
U.S.S. Colander
Torpedo Buddy
Crushed in the Tentacles of a Giant Squid
My Misunderstood Mussel
Sea Pinto
Narwussy
El Kaputo
Rime of the Ancient Tax Preparer
May 6, 2002
Bad Names for Boats
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