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All posts tagged
boats
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March 26, 2021An Excerpt from My New Anxiety Dream Where I’m Blocking the Suez Canal
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May 22, 2017FastCarsandBoatsNews.com Will Champion the Resistance
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March 3, 2017Noam Chomsky Explains Why His Lecture Series on the United States Government’s History of Intervention in Central America is Sponsored by Michelob Ultra
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August 12, 2016So You Want to Ride On My Party Boat?
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October 6, 2014Boat Parts or Names of Unvaccinated Children?
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April 18, 2013Exciting New Job Opportunity at Carnival Cruises!
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August 23, 2012A Step-By-Step Guide to Building a Tiny Fucking Ship Inside a Tiny Fucking Bottle
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July 12, 2011Other Adages for Sailors
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May 12, 2010You’re About to Look at Some Paintings of Old Boats
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January 19, 2010Excerpts from A Life at C: The Biography of Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch by Jean LaFoote, the Barefoot Pirate
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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October 30, 2009Letters From the Hellbox: Caslon, Baskerville, and Franklin: Revolutionary Types
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February 3, 2023Our New AP African-American Studies Course Will Cover Black History from January 1996 to December 1996
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February 3, 2023FAQ: Is My Child Eating Enough Pirate’s Booty?
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February 3, 2023I’m the Kid from The Red Balloon, and That Thing Over Montana Is Not from China
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February 2, 2023Two People Who Don’t Have Cable TV Talk About How They Don’t Have Cable TV, and How Great That Makes Them