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All posts tagged
boats
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March 26, 2021An Excerpt from My New Anxiety Dream Where I’m Blocking the Suez Canal
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May 22, 2017FastCarsandBoatsNews.com Will Champion the Resistance
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March 3, 2017Noam Chomsky Explains Why His Lecture Series on the United States Government’s History of Intervention in Central America is Sponsored by Michelob Ultra
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August 12, 2016So You Want to Ride On My Party Boat?
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October 6, 2014Boat Parts or Names of Unvaccinated Children?
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April 18, 2013Exciting New Job Opportunity at Carnival Cruises!
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August 23, 2012A Step-By-Step Guide to Building a Tiny Fucking Ship Inside a Tiny Fucking Bottle
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July 12, 2011Other Adages for Sailors
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May 12, 2010You’re About to Look at Some Paintings of Old Boats
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January 19, 2010Excerpts from A Life at C: The Biography of Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch by Jean LaFoote, the Barefoot Pirate
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September 22, 2022It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 20, 2022Should I Bring Anything to the Dinner Tonight or Just My Crippling Anxiety?
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September 15, 2022We Are a Picturesque Small Town and We Refuse to Be the Setting for Your Romantic Comedy
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September 21, 2022An Open Letter to Bluey’s Parents: Please Stop
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September 27, 2022The White House’s Plan to Cancel Student Loan Debt Will Cost—Who Cares? Money Is Made Up and We Spend Twice That Much on the Military Every Year
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September 27, 2022McSweeney’s Books: “Boy in Blue”: An Excerpt from Courtney Zoffness’s Spilt Milk
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September 27, 2022Ineffective Emotional Monologues Deleted from Three Movies
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September 26, 2022I’m Michelangelo, and Everyone on this Ceiling Is as Naked and Jacked as God Intended