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Articles by
Harmony Cox
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October 15, 2020I Am the Mayor from Jaws, and I Am Begging You to Stop Comparing Me to Donald Trump
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May 20, 2020America Deserves a Skinnier President to Mishandle This Pandemic
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July 15, 2019A Nervous Breakdown as Captured In a Series of Author Biographies
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November 7, 2018We Would Like to Apologize For Electing a Pack of Wolves to the United States Senate
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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January 5, 2022A Note of Reassurance from Your School District Regarding Our Updated Omicron Policies
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December 31, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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January 7, 2022Here’s Why You’re Wrong for Supporting Either In-Person or Virtual School
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January 21, 2022What We Talk About When We Don’t Talk About Bruno
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January 21, 2022COVID Will Eventually Be Endemic, and I Absolutely Know What That Word Means
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January 21, 2022We Can’t Run This College into the Ground Without Your Help
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January 20, 2022A Boat Surrounded by Sharks Is a Childcare Option I Am Seriously Considering