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Harris Mayersohn
Harris Mayersohn is a writer, comedian, and producer residing in Brooklyn, NY.
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October 10, 2019Rudy Giuliani’s Daily Affirmations
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June 6, 2019Don’t Think of It As an “Internet Scam,” But Rather an “Online Learning Experience”
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February 28, 2019Rejected Song Titles From Vampire Weekend’s New Album
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January 9, 2018Written By Author Gene Simmons or Title I Suggested to Author Gene Simmons In a Recent Letter to the KISS Fan Mail Address?
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February 23, 2016My Love For You Burns Like This Dumpster Fire I Accidentally Started
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 18, 2022A Passenger’s One-Star Review of the Trolley Ride from the Trolley Problem
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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