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Harris Mayersohn

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Harris Mayersohn is a writer, comedian, and producer residing in Brooklyn, NY.

October 10, 2019

Rudy Giuliani’s Daily Affirmations

by Harris Mayersohn
June 6, 2019

Don’t Think of It As an “Internet Scam,” But Rather an “Online Learning Experience”

by Harris Mayersohn
February 28, 2019

Rejected Song Titles From Vampire Weekend’s New Album

by Harris Mayersohn
January 9, 2018

Written By Author Gene Simmons or Title I Suggested to Author Gene Simmons In a Recent Letter to the KISS Fan Mail Address?

by Harris Mayersohn
February 23, 2016

My Love For You Burns Like This Dumpster Fire I Accidentally Started

by Harris Mayersohn

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