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Articles by
Harris Mayersohn
Harris Mayersohn is a writer, comedian, and producer residing in Brooklyn, NY.
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October 10, 2019Rudy Giuliani’s Daily Affirmations
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June 6, 2019Don’t Think of It As an “Internet Scam,” But Rather an “Online Learning Experience”
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February 28, 2019Rejected Song Titles From Vampire Weekend’s New Album
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January 9, 2018Written By Author Gene Simmons or Title I Suggested to Author Gene Simmons In a Recent Letter to the KISS Fan Mail Address?
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February 23, 2016My Love For You Burns Like This Dumpster Fire I Accidentally Started
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 24, 2020Bumper Stickers For Tesla Owners
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January 24, 2020Virginia Woolf Gets Locked Out of Her Room of One’s Own
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January 23, 2020The U.S. Department of Education’s Updated Student Loan Repayment Plans