“Two associates of the president’s private lawyer, Rudolph W. Giuliani, who helped fund efforts to investigate one of President Trump’s political rivals, were charged in a separate case with violating campaign finance laws, according to court documents.” — New York Times, 10/10/19

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Two wrongs may not make a right, but the jury’s still out on a few hundred wrongs.

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you, or in other words: quid pro quo.

I am not defined by who I associate myself with — is something I should tell the DA’s office later today.

Everything happens for a reason. Even if I do not understand why or how something happens, I can still condescendingly explain it to others on the Sunday morning talk shows.

I make a difference in the world by simply existing! It is irrelevant if the difference is net negative.

Even a broken clock is right twice a day. I can tell you with 100% certainty Hillary Clinton broke that clock.

The only thing stopping me from accomplishing my goals is apparently the TSA agents at Dulles International Airport.

Remember: PACs aren’t the only thing that can be super.

I am thankful to have been mayor of New York City during 9/11 and it is my purpose to remind others that 9/11 happened while I was mayor of New York City during 9/11 on 9/11, which coincidentally, was when I was mayor of New York City. 9/11.

It is a true blessing to have so many people in my life that I can scapegoat.

I can dodge every bump in my path. I can leap over every hurdle. I can make enough successive mouth sounds to confuse reporters into submission.

Be grateful. Today is another day that doctors assure me, despite mounting evidence to the contrary, that I am technically alive.

Every day is an opportunity to learn and grow from past mistakes.

Not all opportunities are to be taken.