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December 28, 2019I Don’t Know WHO to Believe In This Impeachment Hearing
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December 4, 2019The Southern Gothic Guide to Impeachment
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December 2, 2019I’m the Host of a Prestigious TV News Show, and I Invite You to Come On-Air to Bullshit Me
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November 25, 2019Response List for Trumpers This Thanksgiving
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October 29, 2019Other Latin Things Trump Defenders Can Say This Isn’t
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October 10, 2019Rudy Giuliani’s Daily Affirmations
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October 7, 2019I Am Godzilla, King of Monsters, and I Too Was Contacted By the Trump Administration to Investigate Hunter Biden
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September 25, 2019What You Need to Know About Big Brother’s Phone Conversation With the Leader of Eurasia
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September 25, 2019A Phone Conversation Between Dread Lord Nyarlathotep and a Minor Shoggoth Regarding Investigating Rival Great Old One, Hastur
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September 23, 2019How to Talk to Your Aging Parent About Colluding With Foreign Governments
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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