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I Don’t Know WHO to Believe In This Impeachment Hearing

Rudy Giuliani’s Daily Affirmations

To Improve Our University We Must Move Massive Amounts of Human Waste Into Your Offices

I Am Godzilla, King of Monsters, and I Too Was Contacted By the Trump Administration to Investigate Hunter Biden

GOP Talking Points for President Trump’s Fifth Avenue Massacre

Congress Needs to Stop This Impeachment Nonsense and Instead Focus on What It Can Actually Accomplish, Like Undermining Every International Commitment It’s Ever Made

A Phone Conversation Between Dread Lord Nyarlathotep and a Minor Shoggoth Regarding Investigating Rival Great Old One, Hastur

How to Talk to Your Aging Parent About Colluding With Foreign Governments

FAQ: Jerusalem Syndrome

I Described the Republican Ethos Word-For-Word and Now It’s Being Spun to Make Me Look Bad