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All posts tagged
shitshows
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June 19, 2019These Detention Centers Aren’t Concentration Camps Because Technically Auschwitz Is Trademarked
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June 14, 2019I Don’t Actually Have to Sell This War With Iran, Do I?
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May 29, 2019Do Your Fucking Job
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell
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May 17, 2019Honestly, We Just Hate Women
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April 16, 2019A Template for Every Trump Tell-All Book Review
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April 9, 2019At the End of the Day, Pinhead and Lady Misery Simply Had Different Definitions of “Defilement,” and That’s Why She’s Leaving The Cenobite Order
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April 9, 2019I Still Believe Every Child Is Precious. Also It Will Take Us Years to Find the Kids We Stole At the Border
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March 29, 2019List: Attorney General William Barr Summarizes Famous Broadway Musicals
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March 28, 2019Supervillains React to Betsy DeVos’s Proposal to Gut Funding For the Special Olympics