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August 6, 2020Announcing the First Grocery Store for Patriots Who Refuse to Wear Masks
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August 4, 2020Jurassic Park Is Last, Which Means We’re First
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July 28, 2020I Believe the Next Stimulus Bill Should Help America’s Hardworking Billionaires
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June 25, 2020Questions Kevin McCallister Should Have Asked Donald Trump At The Plaza Hotel In Home Alone 2
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June 15, 2020“We’re Tearing It All Down for Scrap Metal”: A Letter from the Chancellor Regarding Budget Cuts and Restructuring
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June 12, 2020Flag Day Desperately Hopes Trump Forgets It Exists This Year
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June 4, 2020We Must Use the Military to Protect America From Its Greatest Threat: America
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May 29, 2020We Need to Protect the True Victims of Civil Unrest: Big Box Chain Stores
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May 14, 2020United States v. Barack Hussein Obama: The Obamagate Indictment
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May 6, 2020Sure, the Velociraptors Are Still On the Loose, But That’s No Reason Not to Reopen Jurassic Park
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August 5, 2020Your School District’s Reopening Survey
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August 4, 2020
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August 6, 2020Job Posting: Middle School Language Arts Teacher/ Cheerleading Coach/ Custodian/ Nurse/ COVID-19 and Anti-Racism Specialist Wanted
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July 20, 2020Another Dull Quarantine Weekend at Home, Target, Chipotle, Home Depot, and Our Niece’s Graduation Party
