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October 1, 2024Mr. Trump, a Quick Question Regarding the Purge Idea You Just Floated at This Rally
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 2, 2024Supreme Court–Approved Ways to Celebrate the Fourth of July
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June 26, 2024The 2024 Presidential Debate Drinking Game
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June 4, 2024A Day in the Life of “Mister” Anthony Fauci, as Imagined by Marjorie Taylor Greene
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May 31, 2024“Why I Am Still Voting for Donald Trump” Mad Libs
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April 5, 2024The 2044 Election Is the Most Important Election of Our Lifetimes
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February 2, 2024Our Digital Media Platform Will Revolutionize News and Is Also Shutting Down
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December 28, 2023Ron DeSantis Answers Questions about Your Period
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November 28, 2023Please Buy Tesla’s Cybertruck, Which Is Cool, Not Stupid
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 23, 2024A Stump Speech by a Mayoral Candidate Who Just Learned the Werewolves Terrorizing the Town Might Endorse Him