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August 22, 2019FAQ: Jerusalem Syndrome
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August 16, 2019I Described the Republican Ethos Word-For-Word and Now It’s Being Spun to Make Me Look Bad
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August 13, 2019In the Face of Evil, We Republicans Must Be Brave, Bold, and Completely Neutral
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August 5, 2019I Can’t Imagine Why a White Nationalist With My Politics Would Do Such a Thing
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July 26, 2019More Updated Government Seals
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July 23, 2019Mueller Does Shakespeare
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July 15, 2019It’s Time for Us Republicans to Reject Trump’s Blatant Bigotry and Return to Good Old Fashioned Dog-Whistle Race-Baiting
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July 10, 2019Given the State of the World, I Wonder If It’s Wrong to Give Birth to the Son of Satan
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July 8, 2019Innocent Children Are Dying In Unconscionable Human Warehouses On the US-Mexico Border, But I’m Going to Use My Political Capital to Complain About the Non-Existent Coddling of Millennials
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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