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At the End of the Day, Pinhead and Lady Misery Simply Had Different Definitions of “Defilement,” and That’s Why She’s Leaving The Cenobite Order

I Still Believe Every Child Is Precious. Also It Will Take Us Years to Find the Kids We Stole At the Border

List: Attorney General William Barr Summarizes Famous Broadway Musicals

Supervillains React to Betsy DeVos’s Proposal to Gut Funding For the Special Olympics

Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!

I Have Decided to Take the People-Swallowing Hellmouth At Its Word

Don’t Let the Pigeon Build a Border Wall!

List: President Trump’s Special Guests For His 2019 State of the Union Address

So the President Committed a Few High Crimes, Big Deal

Emily Post’s Etiquette for Pooping in a National Park