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December 6, 2019People Are Flushing Toilets 10 Times, 15 Times
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December 2, 2019I’m the Host of a Prestigious TV News Show, and I Invite You to Come On-Air to Bullshit Me
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November 25, 2019Response List for Trumpers This Thanksgiving
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October 10, 2019Rudy Giuliani’s Daily Affirmations
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October 7, 2019To Improve Our University We Must Move Massive Amounts of Human Waste Into Your Offices
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October 7, 2019I Am Godzilla, King of Monsters, and I Too Was Contacted By the Trump Administration to Investigate Hunter Biden
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October 4, 2019GOP Talking Points for President Trump’s Fifth Avenue Massacre
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September 27, 2019Congress Needs to Stop This Impeachment Nonsense and Instead Focus on What It Can Actually Accomplish, Like Undermining Every International Commitment It’s Ever Made
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September 25, 2019A Phone Conversation Between Dread Lord Nyarlathotep and a Minor Shoggoth Regarding Investigating Rival Great Old One, Hastur
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September 23, 2019How to Talk to Your Aging Parent About Colluding With Foreign Governments
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