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June 25, 2021Getting Rid of the Filibuster Will Put the Senate in the Terrible Position of Having to Pass Legislation
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May 25, 2021It Was Not an Insurrection—It Was a Group of Innocent Patriots on Their Way to 2-for-1 Taco Night at Chili’s
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April 19, 2021America First Policy Institute Tries to Explain “Anglo-Saxon Tradition”
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April 2, 2021The Party of Family Values Would Like to Expand the Definition of “Family” and Also of “Values”
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February 15, 2021Guess Who Violated the U.S. Constitution?
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February 2, 2021I Am Dr. Frankenstein, and I Condemn the Actions of the Monster I Created and Did Nothing to Stop
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January 19, 2021It’s My Last Day in Office and I’m Pardoning Everyone
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January 14, 2021Asking Me to Stop Beating You with This Sock Full of Quarters Will Only Further Divide Our Nation
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January 14, 2021Haddonfield’s Teens Just Want to “Cancel” Michael Myers
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January 13, 2021This Might Be The Most Disgusting Fuddruckers of All Time, But It’s Just Not Who We Are
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 2, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Grade Your Final Papers
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