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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 3, 2025We Democrats Will Fight Back Just as Soon as We Can Get Our Shit Together
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February 3, 2025Elon Musk’s Directive on How to Change a Light Bulb in a Federal Building
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January 27, 2025Executive Order: We Must Stop Everyone from Transitioning, So the President Knows Who to Grope
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January 21, 2025I Am a Disappointed Trump Voter Who Was Told It Would Be the Past by Now
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday
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January 6, 2025This Threat to Democracy Must Be Certified
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January 3, 2025Project 2025 Was Inside Us All Along
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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October 1, 2024Mr. Trump, a Quick Question Regarding the Purge Idea You Just Floated at This Rally
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April 29, 2025We’re the Pro-Family Party; We’re Also Deporting Families