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August 19, 2020Schedule of Speakers for the 2020 Republican National Convention
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August 14, 2020In Defense of President Trump’s Decision to Destroy the Nation’s Roads
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August 12, 2020Americans, We Have Defeated the Invading Alien Horde By Allowing Them to Completely Dominate Us
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August 6, 2020Announcing the First Grocery Store for Patriots Who Refuse to Wear Masks
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August 4, 2020Jurassic Park Is Last, Which Means We’re First
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July 28, 2020I Believe the Next Stimulus Bill Should Help America’s Hardworking Billionaires
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June 25, 2020Questions Kevin McCallister Should Have Asked Donald Trump At The Plaza Hotel In Home Alone 2
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June 15, 2020“We’re Tearing It All Down for Scrap Metal”: A Letter from the Chancellor Regarding Budget Cuts and Restructuring
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June 12, 2020Flag Day Desperately Hopes Trump Forgets It Exists This Year
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June 4, 2020We Must Use the Military to Protect America From Its Greatest Threat: America
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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September 22, 2023Welcome to Rosalita’s Boarding House for Girls and Women Rescued by Bruce Springsteen from Dead-End Small Towns
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September 28, 2023A Template for Right-Wingers Upset with Taylor Swift
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October 2, 2023Thank You for Submitting Your Homeless Shelter Application, but We’ve Decided to Use City Funds for Thirty-Five New Pickleball Courts Instead
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October 2, 2023McSweeney’s Books: A Conversation with Dave Eggers About His Book, The Eyes and the Impossible
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October 2, 2023If Burger King’s Jingle “Whopper Whopper” Were the Only Literary Form
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September 29, 2023I’m Your Three-Year-Old Interior Designer and This Is Your New Home Makeover