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August 25, 2020This Is Your University President Reminding You That You Have Until September 14th to Infect Someone in Our College Town With COVID
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August 19, 2020Schedule of Speakers for the 2020 Republican National Convention
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August 14, 2020In Defense of President Trump’s Decision to Destroy the Nation’s Roads
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August 12, 2020Americans, We Have Defeated the Invading Alien Horde By Allowing Them to Completely Dominate Us
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August 6, 2020Announcing the First Grocery Store for Patriots Who Refuse to Wear Masks
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August 4, 2020Jurassic Park Is Last, Which Means We’re First
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July 28, 2020I Believe the Next Stimulus Bill Should Help America’s Hardworking Billionaires
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June 25, 2020Questions Kevin McCallister Should Have Asked Donald Trump At The Plaza Hotel In Home Alone 2
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June 15, 2020“We’re Tearing It All Down for Scrap Metal”: A Letter from the Chancellor Regarding Budget Cuts and Restructuring
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June 12, 2020Flag Day Desperately Hopes Trump Forgets It Exists This Year
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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September 10, 2024The Department of Energy Wants You to Know Your Conservation Efforts Are Making a Difference
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October 10, 2024The Topeka Witches Coven Answers Questions about the Upcoming Union Vote to Join the United Auto Workers
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October 10, 2024I’m the “Scoopy Daddy”: Clarifying My New Approach to Parenting
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October 9, 2024270 Reasons: Because the American Experiment Is on the Defensive
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October 9, 2024Leaked Transcript of the Secret Meeting Where Democrats Control the Weather