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Articles by
Homa Mojtabai
Homa Mojtabai is a Los Angeles-based writer and local government aficionado. You can read more of her work at homagod.com.
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March 18, 2019As a Muslim, I Feel So Loved and Supported
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January 21, 2019We Are Devoted to Racial Equality and Progress But Now Is Not the Right Time
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October 5, 2018We Are Building the Most Inclusive, Exclusive Colleges in America!
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August 24, 2018Ten Honest Yard Signs for Bicoastal Liberals
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May 9, 2018I Will Do Anything to End Homelessness Except Build More Homes
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March 3, 2017Regarding My Participation On Rumpelstiltskin’s Business Advisory Council
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March 23, 2016Tips From Your Boss to Help You Overcome Job Discrimination
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January 5, 2015Reasons You Were Not Promoted That Are Totally Unrelated to Gender
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January 23, 2014An Open Letter to the Men Who Ask Me Where I’m From as a Means of Initiating a Romance
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March 26, 2021An Excerpt from My New Anxiety Dream Where I’m Blocking the Suez Canal
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January 5, 2015Reasons You Were Not Promoted That Are Totally Unrelated to Gender
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