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Articles by
Homa Mojtabai
Homa Mojtabai is a Los Angeles-based writer and local government aficionado. You can read more of her work at homagod.com.
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March 18, 2019As a Muslim, I Feel So Loved and Supported
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January 21, 2019We Are Devoted to Racial Equality and Progress But Now Is Not the Right Time
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October 5, 2018We Are Building the Most Inclusive, Exclusive Colleges in America!
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August 24, 2018List: Ten Honest Yard Signs for Bicoastal Liberals
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May 9, 2018I Will Do Anything to End Homelessness Except Build More Homes
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March 3, 2017Regarding My Participation On Rumpelstiltskin’s Business Advisory Council
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March 23, 2016List: Tips From Your Boss to Help You Overcome Job Discrimination
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January 5, 2015Reasons You Were Not Promoted That Are Totally Unrelated to Gender
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January 23, 2014Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Men Who Ask Me Where I’m From as a Means of Initiating a Romance
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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August 23, 2019We Need a Republican Nominee Whose Disdain for Marginalized People is Less Obvious
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August 23, 2019List: A Parents’ Guide to Surviving the College Drop-Off
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August 23, 2019Monologue: I Am Marianne Williamson and, to Clarify, the ‘Dark Psychic Force’ I Mentioned Is the Algerian Military and Its Refusal to Cede Power to the Hirak
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August 23, 2019List: Things Trump Can Do to Win Democrats’ Votes