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Articles by
Homa Mojtabai
Homa Mojtabai is a Los Angeles-based writer and local government aficionado. You can read more of her work at homagod.com.
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March 18, 2019As a Muslim, I Feel So Loved and Supported
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January 21, 2019We Are Devoted to Racial Equality and Progress But Now Is Not the Right Time
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October 5, 2018We Are Building the Most Inclusive, Exclusive Colleges in America!
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August 24, 2018Ten Honest Yard Signs for Bicoastal Liberals
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May 9, 2018I Will Do Anything to End Homelessness Except Build More Homes
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March 3, 2017Regarding My Participation On Rumpelstiltskin’s Business Advisory Council
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March 23, 2016Tips From Your Boss to Help You Overcome Job Discrimination
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January 5, 2015Reasons You Were Not Promoted That Are Totally Unrelated to Gender
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January 23, 2014An Open Letter to the Men Who Ask Me Where I’m From as a Means of Initiating a Romance
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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October 30, 2009Letters From the Hellbox: Caslon, Baskerville, and Franklin: Revolutionary Types
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January 27, 2023The Narrator of “Jessie’s Girl” Offers an Apology after Completing His Master’s in Women’s and Gender Studies
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February 6, 2023Oh, Look at Mr. Fancy Pants Over Here Eating His Eggs