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December 5, 2013

Things Not to Bring to a Gunfight

by Darci Ratliff and Ian Carey
November 9, 2012

I WILL Kick You Out of Bed for Eating Crackers

by Ian Carey
June 7, 2010

Dan Savage’s Wild Kingdom

by Ian Carey
September 24, 2009

Failed One-Liners from My Audition for Host of Australia’s Funniest Home Videos

by Ian Carey and Wayne Gladstone
October 11, 2007

Horror Movies for Kids

by Ian Carey
December 21, 2004

Alternatives to “Opening a Can o’ Whupass” for the Less Confrontationally Inclined

by Ian Carey
August 10, 2004

Favorite Gerund Movie Titles, Un-gerunded

by Ian Carey

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