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December 5, 2013

List: Things Not to Bring to a Gunfight

DARCI RATLIFF and IAN CAREY
November 9, 2012

I WILL Kick You Out of Bed for Eating Crackers

IAN CAREY
June 7, 2010

Dan Savage’s Wild Kingdom

IAN CAREY
September 24, 2009

List: Failed One-Liners from My Audition for Host of Australia’s Funniest Home Videos

IAN CAREY and WAYNE GLADSTONE
October 11, 2007

List: Horror Movies for Kids

IAN CAREY
December 21, 2004

List: Alternatives to “Opening a Can o’ Whupass” for the Less Confrontationally Inclined

IAN CAREY
August 10, 2004

List: Favorite Gerund Movie Titles, Un-gerunded

IAN CAREY

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