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Articles by
Ian Carey
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December 5, 2013List: Things Not to Bring to a Gunfight
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November 9, 2012I WILL Kick You Out of Bed for Eating Crackers
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June 7, 2010Dan Savage’s Wild Kingdom
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September 24, 2009List: Failed One-Liners from My Audition for Host of Australia’s Funniest Home Videos
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October 11, 2007List: Horror Movies for Kids
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December 21, 2004List: Alternatives to “Opening a Can o’ Whupass” for the Less Confrontationally Inclined
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August 10, 2004List: Favorite Gerund Movie Titles, Un-gerunded
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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August 19, 2019Monologue: A Future Message From Generation X’s Reverse Mortgage Pitchman, Trent Reznor
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August 23, 2019We Need a Republican Nominee Whose Disdain for Marginalized People is Less Obvious
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August 23, 2019List: A Parents’ Guide to Surviving the College Drop-Off
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August 23, 2019Monologue: I Am Marianne Williamson and, to Clarify, the ‘Dark Psychic Force’ I Mentioned Is the Algerian Military and Its Refusal to Cede Power to the Hirak
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August 23, 2019List: Things Trump Can Do to Win Democrats’ Votes