The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Ian Carey
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December 5, 2013Things Not to Bring to a Gunfight
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November 9, 2012I WILL Kick You Out of Bed for Eating Crackers
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June 7, 2010Dan Savage’s Wild Kingdom
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September 24, 2009Failed One-Liners from My Audition for Host of Australia’s Funniest Home Videos
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October 11, 2007Horror Movies for Kids
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December 21, 2004Alternatives to “Opening a Can o’ Whupass” for the Less Confrontationally Inclined
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August 10, 2004Favorite Gerund Movie Titles, Un-gerunded
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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February 27, 2025Changes Our University Is Making to Pre-Comply with Possible Future Regulations
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 14, 2025A Memorandum from the Newly Established Department of Grammar Efficiency
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March 14, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Michael Smith
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March 14, 2025Nothing Stands Between Us Teachers and the Brainwashing of America’s Children, Except This Beef Jerky in the Pencil Sharpener
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking