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Articles by
Ian Carey
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December 5, 2013Things Not to Bring to a Gunfight
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November 9, 2012I WILL Kick You Out of Bed for Eating Crackers
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June 7, 2010Dan Savage’s Wild Kingdom
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September 24, 2009Failed One-Liners from My Audition for Host of Australia’s Funniest Home Videos
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October 11, 2007Horror Movies for Kids
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December 21, 2004Alternatives to “Opening a Can o’ Whupass” for the Less Confrontationally Inclined
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August 10, 2004Favorite Gerund Movie Titles, Un-gerunded
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July 29, 2022Thank You for Calling the Perimenopause Hotline, Where Our Hold Times Are Completely Unpredictable
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August 5, 2022An Open Letter to the White Mommy Blogger Who Posted a Recipe for Turmeric Energy Balls
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August 2, 2022Memo Regarding New State Teacher Qualifications
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August 4, 2022For My Next Death-Defying Stunt, I Will Ride My Bike in This Bike Lane
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