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December 5, 2013

List: Things Not to Bring to a Gunfight

by Darci Ratliff and Ian Carey
November 9, 2012

I WILL Kick You Out of Bed for Eating Crackers

by Ian Carey
June 7, 2010

Dan Savage’s Wild Kingdom

by Ian Carey
September 24, 2009

List: Failed One-Liners from My Audition for Host of Australia’s Funniest Home Videos

by Ian Carey and Wayne Gladstone
October 11, 2007

List: Horror Movies for Kids

by Ian Carey
December 21, 2004

List: Alternatives to “Opening a Can o’ Whupass” for the Less Confrontationally Inclined

by Ian Carey
August 10, 2004

List: Favorite Gerund Movie Titles, Un-gerunded

by Ian Carey

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October 20, 2009

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by Colin Nissan
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by Cara Michelle Smith
November 5, 2018

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