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Articles by
Jake Kennedy
Jake Kennedy is the author of three collections of poetry: The Lateral (Snare Books), Apollinaire’s Speech to the War Medic (BookThug), and Merz Structure No. 2 Burnt by Children at Play (BookThug). His most recent book — published by OPR Books out of NYU — is entitled Made Line Sing and it’s an entirely made-up biography of NYC poet-architect Madeline Gins.
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August 3, 2018My Name is Dave and I Am the Author of Beowulf and I Would Like to Apologize to the Goodreads Community
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June 4, 2018Rilke Dangerfield
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November 21, 2017Marina Abramović is Your Kid’s New Soccer Coach and the Team is Down by Nine Goals at the Half
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February 14, 2005Sestina: Bushestina
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director