Articles by

Jake Kennedy

Jake Kennedy is the author of three collections of poetry: The Lateral (Snare Books), Apollinaire’s Speech to the War Medic (BookThug), and Merz Structure No. 2 Burnt by Children at Play (BookThug). His most recent book — published by OPR Books out of NYU — is entitled Made Line Sing and it’s an entirely made-up biography of NYC poet-architect Madeline Gins.

October 15, 2021

Scooby-Doo Refuses to Get the Rabies Vaccine

by Jake Kennedy
August 3, 2018

My Name is Dave and I Am the Author of Beowulf and I Would Like to Apologize to the Goodreads Community

by Jake Kennedy
June 4, 2018

Rilke Dangerfield

by Jake Kennedy
November 21, 2017

Marina Abramović is Your Kid’s New Soccer Coach and the Team is Down by Nine Goals at the Half

by Jake Kennedy
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Sestina: Bushestina

by Jake Kennedy

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by Carlos Greaves
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by Mara Wilson
June 6, 2025

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by Carlos Greaves
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