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Jake Kennedy
Jake Kennedy is the author of three collections of poetry: The Lateral (Snare Books), Apollinaire’s Speech to the War Medic (BookThug), and Merz Structure No. 2 Burnt by Children at Play (BookThug). His most recent book — published by OPR Books out of NYU — is entitled Made Line Sing and it’s an entirely made-up biography of NYC poet-architect Madeline Gins.
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August 3, 2018My Name is Dave and I Am the Author of Beowulf and I Would Like to Apologize to the Goodreads Community
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June 4, 2018Rilke Dangerfield
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November 21, 2017Marina Abramović is Your Kid’s New Soccer Coach and the Team is Down by Nine Goals at the Half
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February 14, 2005Sestina: Bushestina
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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April 5, 2021Brood X or Gen X?
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April 16, 2021Classic Plays as Spam Emails
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