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Articles by
James Folta
James Folta is a writer and editor based in Brooklyn. He co-created the parody projects The Neu Jorker and Paul Ryan magazine. More information on www.jamesfolta.com.
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February 14, 2019List: New Love Languages
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April 13, 2018The Sea is My Mistress. Please Don’t Tell My Wife
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November 21, 2017This Thanksgiving We’re Pivoting to Video
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December 10, 2015Monologue: Remove Your Cap and Bow Your Head, For It is I, Secretary of Agriculture Tom Vilsack
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June 9, 2015Hey Look, Those Birds Are Fucking
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August 2, 2013Fragments from the Ancient Gospels of “The Church of a Pretty Good God.”
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April 2, 2013Monologue: A Government Wasteocrat Comes Clean
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December 4, 2012Your Spirit Animal is a Tech Guy Named Paul
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November 4, 2011The Lost Home Movies of Director John Ford, Starring His Cats
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?