Articles by
James Folta
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April 13, 2018The Sea is My Mistress. Please Don’t Tell My Wife
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November 21, 2017This Thanksgiving We’re Pivoting to Video
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December 10, 2015Monologue: Remove Your Cap and Bow Your Head, For It is I, Secretary of Agriculture Tom Vilsack
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June 9, 2015Hey Look, Those Birds Are Fucking
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August 2, 2013Fragments from the Ancient Gospels of “The Church of a Pretty Good God.”
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April 2, 2013Monologue: A Government Wasteocrat Comes Clean
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December 4, 2012Your Spirit Animal is a Tech Guy Named Paul
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November 4, 2011The Lost Home Movies of Director John Ford, Starring His Cats
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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
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December 29, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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January 9, 2019I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home
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January 4, 2019I Watched the Video of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Dancing In College, and Now I Understand the Necessity of Free-Market Economics
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January 16, 2019Finally, A Razor For Men
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January 16, 2019Emily Post’s Etiquette for Pooping in a National Park
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January 16, 2019List: 6 Ways to Repress Bitter Feelings About Your Friend’s Mildly Successful Music Career
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January 16, 2019If the Future of the Democratic Party Means Winning Elections, Count Me Out