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James Folta
James Folta is a writer and editor based in Brooklyn. He co-created the parody projects The Neu Jorker and Paul Ryan magazine. More information on www.jamesfolta.com.
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June 20, 2019Fragments From Sappho’s Grocery Lists
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February 14, 2019List: New Love Languages
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April 13, 2018The Sea is My Mistress. Please Don’t Tell My Wife
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November 21, 2017This Thanksgiving We’re Pivoting to Video
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December 10, 2015Monologue: Remove Your Cap and Bow Your Head, For It is I, Secretary of Agriculture Tom Vilsack
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June 9, 2015Hey Look, Those Birds Are Fucking
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August 2, 2013Fragments from the Ancient Gospels of “The Church of a Pretty Good God.”
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April 2, 2013Monologue: A Government Wasteocrat Comes Clean
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December 4, 2012Your Spirit Animal is a Tech Guy Named Paul
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November 4, 2011The Lost Home Movies of Director John Ford, Starring His Cats
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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August 19, 2019Monologue: A Future Message From Generation X’s Reverse Mortgage Pitchman, Trent Reznor
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August 23, 2019We Need a Republican Nominee Whose Disdain for Marginalized People is Less Obvious
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August 23, 2019List: A Parents’ Guide to Surviving the College Drop-Off
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August 23, 2019Monologue: I Am Marianne Williamson and, to Clarify, the ‘Dark Psychic Force’ I Mentioned Is the Algerian Military and Its Refusal to Cede Power to the Hirak
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August 23, 2019List: Things Trump Can Do to Win Democrats’ Votes