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Articles by
Jason Roeder
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July 11, 2007Operation Iraqi Free Gun
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May 24, 2007Please Take
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November 30, 2006Andy Rooney Will Seat You Now
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September 20, 2006I’m Beginning to Think No One’s Coming to My Cinco de Mayo Party
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February 15, 2006When a Stranger Emails
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February 8, 2006The Elements of Spam
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August 24, 2005Your New Personal Trainer
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February 24, 2005Everyone Knows Jose
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January 31, 2005Notes From a Blizzard Shut-In
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September 23, 2004Amendments to the Pub Crawl
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May 28, 2004A Week on the Set with the Wal-Mart Smiley
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January 17, 2004Enrichment Is Wasted on Me: Remembrances of Unfinished Continuing-Education Courses
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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January 19, 2023Oh God, Someone Gave Me Whiskey Stones