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Articles by
Jason Roeder
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August 6, 2020Announcing the First Grocery Store for Patriots Who Refuse to Wear Masks
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January 3, 2020“Welcome to Year Zero!”: A Post-Apocalyptic Gossip Column
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October 28, 2019Your Haunted Studio!
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April 30, 2019Making Friends After 400
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August 12, 2016So You Want to Ride On My Party Boat?
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August 9, 2013Let’s Welcome Cathy!
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April 29, 2013A Letter to My Unborn Cheeseburger
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February 28, 2012An Apology From Vassar
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June 29, 2011Ladies and Gentlemen: It Is Party Time at Club Seacrets!
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August 24, 2010Ask the Sexperts
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June 11, 2009The Bachelor Party: What You Need To Know
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April 3, 2009Advice From a Person With a Bachelor’s Degree in Psychology: Column No. 5
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March 26, 2021An Excerpt from My New Anxiety Dream Where I’m Blocking the Suez Canal
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April 2, 2021The Party of Family Values Would Like to Expand the Definition of “Family” and Also of “Values”
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March 22, 2021Job Posting: Assistant Professor of Robotics and Animal Husbandry with a Specialization in Dance
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March 29, 2021New and Improved Updates to Slack
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