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Articles by
Jason Roeder
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January 3, 2020“Welcome to Year Zero!”: A Post-Apocalyptic Gossip Column
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April 30, 2019Making Friends After 400
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August 12, 2016So You Want to Ride On My Party Boat?
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August 9, 2013Let’s Welcome Cathy!
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April 29, 2013A Letter to My Unborn Cheeseburger
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February 28, 2012An Apology From Vassar
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June 29, 2011Ladies and Gentlemen: It Is Party Time at Club Seacrets!
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August 24, 2010Ask the Sexperts
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June 11, 2009The Bachelor Party: What You Need To Know
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April 3, 2009Advice From a Person With a Bachelor’s Degree in Psychology: Column No. 5
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March 11, 2009Advice From a Person With a Bachelor’s Degree in Psychology: Column No. 4
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 20, 2020Today We Honor Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., a Great Man Who Stood For Everything That I, a Political Conservative, Oppose