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Articles by
Jason Roeder
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May 20, 2022Diseases All Woodmont Alumni from 1971 to 2021 Should Immediately Be Screened For
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May 19, 2022Dorm Room Checklist for New Woodmont Students
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May 18, 2022Excerpts from Successful Admissions Essays for Woodmont College
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May 17, 2022Woodmont College Commencement FAQ
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May 16, 2022What Is a Woodmont Education?
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August 6, 2020Announcing the First Grocery Store for Patriots Who Refuse to Wear Masks
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January 3, 2020“Welcome to Year Zero!”: A Post-Apocalyptic Gossip Column
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October 28, 2019Your Haunted Studio!
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April 30, 2019Making Friends After 400
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August 12, 2016So You Want to Ride On My Party Boat?
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August 9, 2013Let’s Welcome Cathy!
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April 29, 2013A Letter to My Unborn Cheeseburger
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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June 28, 2022We Are an Anti-Abortion Couple, and Don’t Worry, We Will Adopt Your Baby
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June 27, 2022We Would Do Something, But Then We Wouldn’t Have the Power to Do Something, So We Can’t Do Something
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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