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Articles by
Jason Roeder
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October 24, 2022Truly Terrifying Things to See in a Haunted House
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May 20, 2022Diseases All Woodmont Alumni from 1971 to 2021 Should Immediately Be Screened For
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May 19, 2022Dorm Room Checklist for New Woodmont Students
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May 18, 2022Excerpts from Successful Admissions Essays for Woodmont College
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May 17, 2022Woodmont College Commencement FAQ
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May 16, 2022What Is a Woodmont Education?
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August 6, 2020Announcing the First Grocery Store for Patriots Who Refuse to Wear Masks
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January 3, 2020“Welcome to Year Zero!”: A Post-Apocalyptic Gossip Column
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October 28, 2019Your Haunted Studio!
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April 30, 2019Making Friends After 400
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August 12, 2016So You Want to Ride On My Party Boat?
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August 9, 2013Let’s Welcome Cathy!
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning