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Articles by
Jason Roeder
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April 30, 2019Making Friends After 400
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August 12, 2016So You Want to Ride On My Party Boat?
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April 29, 2013A Letter to My Unborn Cheeseburger
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February 28, 2012An Apology From Vassar
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June 29, 2011Ladies and Gentlemen: It Is Party Time at Club Seacrets!
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August 24, 2010Ask the Sexperts
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June 11, 2009The Bachelor Party: What You Need To Know
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April 3, 2009Advice From a Person With a Bachelor’s Degree in Psychology: Column No. 5
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March 11, 2009Advice From a Person With a Bachelor’s Degree in Psychology: Column No. 4
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October 9, 2008Advice From a Person With a Bachelor’s Degree in Psychology: Column No. 3
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June 27, 2008Service Changes
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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