Articles by

Jasper Wang

Jasper is a businessperson by day and open mic comic by night. You can catch him at bar shows around NYC or subscribe to his podcast Imaginary Capital Partners. Please do not add him on LinkedIn.

October 10, 2019

Why Mark Zuckerberg Is a Better Chinese Person Than I Am, According to My Grandmother

by Jasper Wang
December 21, 2018

Classic Christmas Stories, Updated for Late-Stage Capitalism

by Jasper Wang

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April 30, 2020

The Girl From Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Responds 18 Years Later

by Madeleine Trebenski
June 26, 2020

A Message from Your University’s Vice President for Magical Thinking

by Juliana Gray
June 24, 2020

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-759

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
June 22, 2020

I’m the Guy Setting Off Fireworks Every Night In Your Neighborhood and I Have You Right Where I Want You

by Ilana Gordon

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July 7, 2020

My Toddler Emails a Complaint to Customer Service

by Shannon J. Curtin
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An Open Letter to Straight Couples Who Have Been Quarantining Together After Only Dating For a Few Weeks From a Lesbian Who’s Been There Before

by sophie santos
July 7, 2020

This Has Been Happening Forever, But Never So Close to Me

by Amaya Ibañez-Brown
July 7, 2020

I Do Not Choose to Write My 902-Page Fantasy Ninja Thriller — I Am Compelled To

by Drew James