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May 11, 2007Happy Mother’s Day!
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August 2, 2006Let’s Just Get Mel Out Of Our System And Then Move On
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May 8, 2006Thanks for the Intervention
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December 9, 2005Refreshingly Candid, Yet Admittedly Less Traditional, Pet Notes That My Neighborhood Animal-Adoption Center Would Probably Find to Be More Effective: A Comparison
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November 9, 2005Responses in an Interview for a Nanny Position That Will Almost Certainly Sink Your Chances of Getting the Job
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September 15, 2005Strategic Attempts to Deflect Attention by the Most Obviously Overweight Member of the Donner Party
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August 1, 2005A Wedding Toast by Katie Holmes’s Former Best Friend
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July 7, 2005Re: Hardy Boys Manuscript Submission
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