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Jay Dyckman
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July 29, 2008The Push Poll: A Life Approach
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February 21, 2008Isiah Thomas, Life Coach
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September 17, 2007Upon Hearing Fred’s Usual Suggestion That the Gang Split Up, Velma Raises a Few Issues
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May 11, 2007Happy Mother’s Day!
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August 2, 2006Let’s Just Get Mel Out Of Our System And Then Move On
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June 21, 2006Alternative Inspot E Cards To Anonymously Inform Your Partners That They Might Have Been Exposed To An Std
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May 8, 2006Thanks for the Intervention
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December 9, 2005Refreshingly Candid, Yet Admittedly Less Traditional, Pet Notes That My Neighborhood Animal-Adoption Center Would Probably Find to Be More Effective: A Comparison
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November 9, 2005Responses in an Interview for a Nanny Position That Will Almost Certainly Sink Your Chances of Getting the Job
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September 15, 2005Strategic Attempts to Deflect Attention by the Most Obviously Overweight Member of the Donner Party
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August 1, 2005A Wedding Toast by Katie Holmes’s Former Best Friend
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July 7, 2005Re: Hardy Boys Manuscript Submission
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director