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Jay Dyckman
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July 29, 2008The Push Poll: A Life Approach
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February 21, 2008Isiah Thomas, Life Coach
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September 17, 2007Monologue: Upon Hearing Fred’s Usual Suggestion That the Gang Split Up, Velma Raises a Few Issues
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May 11, 2007Happy Mother’s Day!
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August 2, 2006Let’s Just Get Mel Out Of Our System And Then Move On
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June 21, 2006Alternative Inspot E Cards To Anonymously Inform Your Partners That They Might Have Been Exposed To An Std
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May 8, 2006Thanks for the Intervention
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December 9, 2005Refreshingly Candid, Yet Admittedly Less Traditional, Pet Notes That My Neighborhood Animal-Adoption Center Would Probably Find to Be More Effective: A Comparison
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November 9, 2005Responses in an Interview for a Nanny Position That Will Almost Certainly Sink Your Chances of Getting the Job
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September 15, 2005Strategic Attempts to Deflect Attention by the Most Obviously Overweight Member of the Donner Party
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August 1, 2005A Wedding Toast by Katie Holmes’s Former Best Friend
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July 7, 2005Re: Hardy Boys Manuscript Submission
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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August 19, 2019Monologue: A Future Message From Generation X’s Reverse Mortgage Pitchman, Trent Reznor
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August 23, 2019We Need a Republican Nominee Whose Disdain for Marginalized People is Less Obvious
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August 23, 2019List: A Parents’ Guide to Surviving the College Drop-Off
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August 23, 2019Monologue: I Am Marianne Williamson and, to Clarify, the ‘Dark Psychic Force’ I Mentioned Is the Algerian Military and Its Refusal to Cede Power to the Hirak
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August 23, 2019List: Things Trump Can Do to Win Democrats’ Votes