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Articles by
JD Dillard
JD Dillard is a writer and director based in Los Angeles.
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January 27, 2021In the Middle of a Zombie Apocalypse, We Have Decided to Reopen Restaurants
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October 13, 2020Greetings from the Only Other Black Person In the Cult You Just Joined
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June 3, 2020Black Lives Matter: A Message to Our Customers from Commerce Corp
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August 22, 2019An Open Letter to the Man Who Yelled “Go Back to Africa” At Me
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 14, 2025Quotes from Famous Romance Films Rewritten for the First Weeks of Trump’s Second Term
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February 14, 2025Please Stop Ripping My Bodices
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February 14, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: The Joy of Persona
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February 14, 2025Valentine’s Day Card Inscriptions Inspired by Submarine Disasters