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Articles by
Jeffrey Blum
Jeffrey Blum is an SAT tutor and occasional contributor to internet publications living in Los Angeles.
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March 25, 2020I Am Glad We Ended Social Distancing So That Our Economy Can Thrive During All This Death
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November 30, 2016My Very Real, Totally Not Imaginary Canadian Girlfriend Responds to Those Who Doubt Her Existence
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September 8, 2016Hi, I’m a Mentally Ill Person as Portrayed in a Movie!
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June 21, 2016I Am Elena Ferrante
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April 8, 2015Adult Films I Could Star In
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