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Articles by

Jeffrey Blum

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Jeffrey Blum is an SAT tutor and occasional contributor to internet publications living in Los Angeles.

March 25, 2020

I Am Glad We Ended Social Distancing So That Our Economy Can Thrive During All This Death

by Jeffrey Blum
November 30, 2016

My Very Real, Totally Not Imaginary Canadian Girlfriend Responds to Those Who Doubt Her Existence

by Jeffrey Blum
September 8, 2016

Hi, I’m a Mentally Ill Person as Portrayed in a Movie!

by Jeffrey Blum
June 21, 2016

I Am Elena Ferrante

by Jeffrey Blum
April 8, 2015

Adult Films I Could Star In

by Jeffrey Blum

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June 13, 2025

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by Carlos Greaves
June 3, 2025

New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Violated the Constitution”

by Carlos Greaves
June 6, 2025

I, Saruman, Have Ended My Alliance with the Dark Lord Sauron

by Carlos Greaves
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