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Articles by
Jeffrey Blum
Jeffrey Blum is an SAT tutor and occasional contributor to internet publications living in Los Angeles.
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March 25, 2020I Am Glad We Ended Social Distancing So That Our Economy Can Thrive During All This Death
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November 30, 2016My Very Real, Totally Not Imaginary Canadian Girlfriend Responds to Those Who Doubt Her Existence
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September 8, 2016Hi, I’m a Mentally Ill Person as Portrayed in a Movie!
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June 21, 2016I Am Elena Ferrante
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April 8, 2015Adult Films I Could Star In
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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April 16, 2021As a Republican, I Believe White Men Are Boys, Boys of Color Are Men, and Underage Girls Are Consenting Adults
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April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting