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Jeffrey Blum
Jeffrey Blum is an SAT tutor and occasional contributor to internet publications living in Los Angeles.
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March 25, 2020I Am Glad We Ended Social Distancing So That Our Economy Can Thrive During All This Death
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November 30, 2016My Very Real, Totally Not Imaginary Canadian Girlfriend Responds to Those Who Doubt Her Existence
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September 8, 2016Hi, I’m a Mentally Ill Person as Portrayed in a Movie!
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June 21, 2016I Am Elena Ferrante
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April 8, 2015Adult Films I Could Star In
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 19, 2021A Morally Injured Healthcare Worker’s Recommendations for Updating Your Advanced Medical Directives During the COVID-19 Pandemic
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October 19, 2021Tragedians in Cars Getting Coffee
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October 18, 2021The University Will Be Answering Questions About Its New Budget Plan Only with Direct Quotations from Gertrude Stein’s Tender Buttons
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October 18, 2021My Existentialist Life Hacks