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Jennifer Sherman is a writer who has a delicate cursive penmanship and an MFA in Screenwriting, neither of which really matter. Her writing has appeared online in McSweeney’s, ScreenDaily, and The Huffington Post, and offline on many public bathroom stalls. When she’s not writing, Jennifer’s typically scouring the internet for formal dog wear.