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Articles by

Jenny Crowley

Jenny is a marketing leader, comedy writer, and slow runner living in Chicago. Her work has been featured in The Onion, McSweeney’s, The Belladonna, and various notebooks in her apartment.

March 17, 2022

Irish Blessings for Returning to the Office

by Jenny Crowley
June 18, 2021

The Encyclopedia Entry for the Midwestern Dad

by Jenny Crowley
February 1, 2021

An Airbnb Listing Written by My Mom to Me

by Jenny Crowley

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December 1, 2022

How to Hate a Jew Like a Jew

by Josh Gondelman
November 10, 2022

A Parent’s Typical Day, as Envisioned by My Child’s Preschool

by Ruyi Wen
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Incredible Rooms I Would Have in My Mansion if I Were Rich!

by Alex Baia
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