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April 30, 2020Citations for the Latest Rant That Guy Who You Sort of Knew In High School Just Posted On Facebook
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July 10, 2019Given the State of the World, I Wonder If It’s Wrong to Give Birth to the Son of Satan
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October 26, 2017P-Day: The Day America Found Out Trump’s Russian Video Was Real
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April 17, 2017A Guide for Talking to a Trump Supporter with Loving Empathy
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July 1, 2016America Finally Passes Meaningful Gun Control Legislation
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September 16, 2015Crossfit’s Film Critic Wins a 2018 National Magazine Award
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December 22, 2014A Father Releases the Financial Forecast for His Family Christmas
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October 31, 2014Here at Cline Family Country Cabin, We Do Things a Little Differently
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December 18, 2013Merry Christmas, Son. I Trampled a Man to Death to Buy You This LeapPad Ultra Tablet
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December 9, 2013Kirk Cameron Records the Audiobook Version of the Dinosaur Erotica Novel In the Velociraptor’s Nest
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July 17, 2012The Exquisite Freedoms of Michael P. Dodderman
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July 30, 2010A Veteran Lifeguard Retires
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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April 16, 2021As a Republican, I Believe White Men Are Boys, Boys of Color Are Men, and Underage Girls Are Consenting Adults
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April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting