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April 17, 2017A Guide for Talking to a Trump Supporter with Loving Empathy
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July 1, 2016America Finally Passes Meaningful Gun Control Legislation
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September 16, 2015Monologue: Crossfit’s Film Critic Wins a 2018 National Magazine Award
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December 22, 2014A Father Releases the Financial Forecast for His Family Christmas
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October 31, 2014Here at Cline Family Country Cabin, We Do Things a Little Differently
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December 18, 2013Merry Christmas, Son. I Trampled a Man to Death to Buy You This LeapPad Ultra Tablet
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December 9, 2013Monologue: Kirk Cameron Records the Audiobook Version of the Dinosaur Erotica Novel In the Velociraptor’s Nest
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July 17, 2012The Exquisite Freedoms of Michael P. Dodderman
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July 30, 2010A Veteran Lifeguard Retires
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March 15, 2010The Instinctual Surgeon
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November 20, 2008Atlas Shrugged Updated for the Current Financial Crisis
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