Anonymous. (2019, Nov. 5) One world order technocrats have already taken over your local school board. Last accessed 2nd March 2020.

Editorial Board. (2020, April 2) Always do your own research! After combing the data, we can only verify three people worldwide who have actually died from the coronavirus. Last accessed 5th April 2020.

Author. (2020, March 25) Most people aren’t smart enough to see the truth disguised in chaos. Original Joker meme, author’s personal Instagram page. Last admired three days ago.

Russell, S. (2020, Jan. 5) “You see, this is the problem with…” A 6-hour diatribe my buddy Steve filmed on his flip phone while sitting in his truck in the Dollar Store parking lot. He asked me to put it on the internet, but until such time I can finish my online coding course and invent a more secure video hosting website, it must remain on a USB drive that I won as a door prize at the grand opening of the local trampoline park, as Steve exposes too many of the deep state’s mysteries and stratagems. Last viewed at breakfast.

Dick, G. Donkey (2020, April 16) The models that the mainstream media are using are based on bad assumptions and even worse math. Here’s why… Comments section of “Amateur MILF with smart glasses,” Last accessed 15 minutes ago.

@SirachaTruthBombs (2020, March 28) These hospitals you see on TV, they’re all empty, bro! #thread 1/657. Last accessed 22nd March 2020.

Anonymous. (2020, April 8) Explainer: Why using Chik-fil-A sauce to mark your door with the sign of ‘Q’ is crucial to saving your first-born from the Clintons-Oprah sex cult. Last accessed during one of the big Jew holidays.

Trollgon, VidMoney$, Mooot & Siccck00. (2020, April 5) Gone but never forgotten: BigDump666 was the best of us. Thread in honor of Big D, who helped uncover the global COVID-19 conspiracy only days before he drowned (false flag) trying to destroy the true cause of the disease — the cellphone antennas on his town’s water tower, r/EpsteinLives, Last accessed 9th April 2020.

Anonymous. (2020, April 12) Follow the money! Timothée Chalamet and COVID-19 came from the same Soros-funded lab in China. Last accessed 7th April 2020.

Lightening, S. (2020, April 13) “No, you’re not crazy. Bill Gates is literally waiting on the other side of your shower curtain holding a giant needle full of vaccine, a large drop ominously suspended on the tip.” Sweet Lightening Freedom Fighter’s YouTube channel. Last accessed during evening prayers.

Nave, J. (2020, March 22) This is why we dig! The government knows where you live, but they don’t know the location of your secret hole. See you on the other side, gentlemen. Secret Hole Facebook Community, Last accessed 10 minutes ago.

Anonymous. (2019, Dec. 12) Your wife and children didn’t leave you. They were compromised. Last accessed Christmas day.