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All posts tagged
conspiracy-theories
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June 23, 2021The Coronavirus Is an Engineered Bio-Weapon, But There’s Still No Way I’ll Ever Get Vaccinated
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April 27, 2021Who Said It: Dana Scully from The X-Files, or Me Talking to My Aunt Sharon, the Anti-Vaxxer?
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February 11, 2021I’m the Liberal Mastermind Who Killed Christmas, and Now I’m Coming for Your Precious Valentine’s Day
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February 4, 2021The Terrible Things I Have Said and Done My Entire Life, and Right Up Until a Few Days Ago, Do Not Represent Me As a Person
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February 3, 2021I Believe We Can Heal Our Partisan Divide If You Just Admit Gravity Is Real
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February 3, 2021Fuck Off, Dad! We’re Eating Apple Jacks
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February 2, 2021I Am Dr. Frankenstein, and I Condemn the Actions of the Monster I Created and Did Nothing to Stop
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January 20, 2021A Conservative’s Guide to Preparing for a Biden Presidency
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November 17, 2020Welcome to Parler, the Social Media Platform for Conservative Free-Thinkers Who Reject Objective Reality
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September 28, 2020Conspiracy Theory Submissions Rejected by QAnon
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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October 22, 2021Actually, Sandworm Attacks Have Only a One Percent Death Rate
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October 22, 2021Halloween Costume Ideas for New Parents
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October 21, 2021It’s Time We Get Back to the Traditional Family Values of Absentee Fathers
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October 21, 2021An Interview with Farah Ali About Her New Book, People Want to Live