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All posts tagged
conspiracy-theories
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January 31, 2024Starting a Holy War Against Taylor Swift Is a Surefire Way to Get Trump Reelected
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February 14, 2023A Conspiracy Theorist’s Guide to Semicolons
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January 18, 2023Steps for Engaging in a “Civil Discourse”
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January 5, 2023Excerpts from The Berenstain Bears & Too Much Endemic Respiratory Illness
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December 5, 2022I’m a Suburban Housewife Swing Voter and the Hunter Biden Porn Pics Aren’t Turning Me on at All
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October 28, 2022It’s Me, the Person Putting Drugs in the Halloween Candy
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October 12, 2022Is Everyone Hanging Out at the Evil Global Cabal Without Me?
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July 27, 2022Pitch Me the Next Pandemic, You Useless Dumbfucks
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June 23, 2021The Coronavirus Is an Engineered Bio-Weapon, But There’s Still No Way I’ll Ever Get Vaccinated
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April 27, 2021Who Said It: Dana Scully from The X-Files, or Me Talking to My Aunt Sharon, the Anti-Vaxxer?