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October 12, 2022Is Everyone Hanging Out at the Evil Global Cabal Without Me?
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July 27, 2022Pitch Me the Next Pandemic, You Useless Dumbfucks
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June 23, 2021The Coronavirus Is an Engineered Bio-Weapon, But There’s Still No Way I’ll Ever Get Vaccinated
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April 27, 2021Who Said It: Dana Scully from The X-Files, or Me Talking to My Aunt Sharon, the Anti-Vaxxer?
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February 11, 2021I’m the Liberal Mastermind Who Killed Christmas, and Now I’m Coming for Your Precious Valentine’s Day
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February 4, 2021The Terrible Things I Have Said and Done My Entire Life, and Right Up Until a Few Days Ago, Do Not Represent Me As a Person
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February 3, 2021I Believe We Can Heal Our Partisan Divide If You Just Admit Gravity Is Real
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February 3, 2021Fuck Off, Dad! We’re Eating Apple Jacks
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February 2, 2021I Am Dr. Frankenstein, and I Condemn the Actions of the Monster I Created and Did Nothing to Stop
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January 20, 2021A Conservative’s Guide to Preparing for a Biden Presidency
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