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Jessica Keith
Jessica Keith is a professional lecturer at San Diego State University. When she’s not busy saying, “don’t make me repeat myself,” to her young children, she is getting paid to discuss the diverse implications of repeating oneself, teaching Cross-Cultural Communication.
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