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Joel Rice

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Joel Rice

Joel Rice is still coping with the sobering reality that he never became a professional skateboarder. He now writes this column about skateboarding and has frequently contributed reportage to ESPN.com. In addition his work has appeared in The Believer, ESPN The Magazine, The San Francisco Chronicle and The Skateboard Mag.