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Articles by

John Long

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John Long is a creative director who lives in New York.

July 15, 2019

It’s Time for Us Republicans to Reject Trump’s Blatant Bigotry and Return to Good Old Fashioned Dog-Whistle Race-Baiting

by John Long
May 23, 2019

The Thing I Need Most In My Life Right Now Is a Purpose-Driven Paper Towel Brand

by John Long
July 6, 2018

I Was Going to Vote Democrat This November Until All This Incivility Forced Me Back On the Trump Train

by John Long
September 18, 2017

Don’t Shame Me for Not Vaccinating My Labradoodle

by John Long
May 19, 2017

Trump Voters Are Still Cautiously Optimistic

by John Long
April 11, 2017

10 Terms to Be Used by United Airlines Personnel When Addressing the Public

by John Long

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by Shannon J. Curtin
February 21, 2020

Jokes I’ve Told That My Male Colleagues Didn’t Like

by Ali Kelley, Kate Herzlin, Danielle Kraese, and Ysabel Yates
February 12, 2020

Who Said It: Mike Bloomberg or Lucille Bluth?

by Laura Slade Lewis
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