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John Long

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John Long is a creative director who lives in New York.

July 6, 2018

I Was Going to Vote Democrat This November Until All This Incivility Forced Me Back On the Trump Train

by John Long
September 18, 2017

Don’t Shame Me for Not Vaccinating My Labradoodle

by John Long
May 19, 2017

Trump Voters Are Still Cautiously Optimistic

by John Long
April 11, 2017

List: 10 Terms to Be Used by United Airlines Personnel When Addressing the Public

by John Long

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November 13, 2018

List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers

by Shannon Reed
November 16, 2018

Nihilist Dad Jokes

by Alex Baia
November 5, 2018

Can You Find the Hidden Images In These 15 “Magic Eye” Photos?

by Dan Caprera
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by Colin Nissan

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