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John Long

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John Long is a creative director who lives in New York.

July 15, 2019

It’s Time for Us Republicans to Reject Trump’s Blatant Bigotry and Return to Good Old Fashioned Dog-Whistle Race-Baiting

by John Long
May 23, 2019

The Thing I Need Most In My Life Right Now Is a Purpose-Driven Paper Towel Brand

by John Long
July 6, 2018

I Was Going to Vote Democrat This November Until All This Incivility Forced Me Back On the Trump Train

by John Long
September 18, 2017

Don’t Shame Me for Not Vaccinating My Labradoodle

by John Long
May 19, 2017

Trump Voters Are Still Cautiously Optimistic

by John Long
April 11, 2017

List: 10 Terms to Be Used by United Airlines Personnel When Addressing the Public

by John Long

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November 5, 2019

If You Call Me a “Boomer” You Are Committing a Hate Crime

by Bob Vulfov
November 13, 2019

I Don’t Know WHO to Believe In This Impeachment Hearing

by Devorah Blachor
November 6, 2019

My 11-Month-Old Baby’s HR Discrimination Complaint

by Shannon J. Curtin
November 8, 2019

From One Parent to Another: Thank You, T.I.

by Emily Flake

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