THE EYES & THE IMPOSSIBLE
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Jon is a writer, joke teller, actor, and comedy person from New York. He loves food, politics, the internet, every movie, and cats.
May 25, 2023A Day in the Life of a Woke Third-Grade Teacher, as Imagined by a Far-Right Politician
March 19, 2018I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports
May 26, 2023When to Turn Your AC on in New England: A Decision Guide
May 25, 2023I’m Your Mom Playing a Video Game, and I Will Turn This Avatar Right Around If You Don’t Watch Your Tone of Voice
June 9, 2023Would You Like to Set Google Chrome as Your Default Browser, or Would You Prefer Centuries of Untold Pain and Torment?
June 9, 2023HELP PROVE I’M INNOCENT BY SENDING ME MONEY IMMEDIATELY
June 8, 2023Notes on Your Screenplay from a Nihilist
June 8, 2023Carrie Bradshaw Reflects on the Smoke from the Canadian Wildfires