The Believer Magazine
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July 25, 2012Nodding Posse
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June 5, 2012The Puppet Brothel
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February 13, 2012My Wife Critiques My Plan to Quit My Job and Write the Next Horror Franchise
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May 9, 2011Clucky’s Fried Chickinjections Food Truck
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September 22, 2010Come Join Our Prayer Group-Slash-Cheese Tasting-Slash-Orgy
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March 26, 2010Cinderella Story Miscues
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November 24, 2009Macy’s Balloon Task Force Holds Post Parade Press Conference
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August 11, 2009Excerpts From Induction Speeches Into the Taxidermy Hall of Fame
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March 13, 2009Marvel Comics Backs Out of My Publishing Contract
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November 11, 2008Q&A With the Head of My Carpool
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October 14, 2008The Economic Crisis Hits the Markson Family Monopoly Board
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July 16, 2008Field Notes on the Arctic Tern
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