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January 24, 2019Your Dry January Is Obliterating Our Parent Friend Group
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January 16, 2018A Married Couple Revises Their Celebrity Freebies
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January 5, 2018Hallmark Christmas Movie Characters Two Weeks Later: Where Are They Now?
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July 20, 2017Lochte v. Salmon
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June 27, 2016We’re 3-D Printing Chipmunks Into the Newsroom and Streaming It On Facebook Live!
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June 2, 2016Best Cellars List
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April 13, 2016The Third Line of Humanitarian Aid
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November 30, 2015Tell Us How We Did With Your Order of Egg Whites and Avocado Wrap
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April 1, 2015Stop Pushing My Buttons
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January 5, 2015Let Us Cater Your Next Intervention
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September 5, 2014Contact the Law Offices of Tickel & Lichner If Your Penis Was Injured In a Deluxe Bathtime Bubble Bunny
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May 12, 2014A Traffic Report Interrupted By a Stolen Sandwich Interrupted By a Jackknifed Tractor Trailer Hauling Mannequins Interrupted By a Midlife Crisis
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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January 23, 2020The U.S. Department of Education’s Updated Student Loan Repayment Plans