Articles by
Jon Methven
Jon Methven is the author of the novels This Is Your Captain Speaking, Strange Boat and the forthcoming Therapy Mammals. His work is here.
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July 20, 2017Lochte v. Salmon
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June 27, 2016We’re 3-D Printing Chipmunks Into the Newsroom and Streaming It On Facebook Live!
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June 2, 2016List: Best Cellars List
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April 13, 2016The Third Line of Humanitarian Aid
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November 30, 2015Tell Us How We Did With Your Order of Egg Whites and Avocado Wrap
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April 1, 2015Stop Pushing My Buttons
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January 5, 2015Let Us Cater Your Next Intervention
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September 5, 2014Contact the Law Offices of Tickel & Lichner If Your Penis Was Injured In a Deluxe Bathtime Bubble Bunny
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May 12, 2014Monologue: A Traffic Report Interrupted By a Stolen Sandwich Interrupted By a Jackknifed Tractor Trailer Hauling Mannequins Interrupted By a Midlife Crisis
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January 23, 2014Additional Reporting for This Article was Provided by Helen and Bob Green in the Denver Bureau, Who Have Recently Separated
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October 9, 2013Why a Gorilla Nanny is the Right Choice for Our Family
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July 19, 2013Let’s Build a Giant Thing
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October 2, 2017List: Things More Heavily Regulated Than Buying a Gun in the United States
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September 22, 2017It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 3, 2017Yes, The Rabid Wolves in Our National Park Keep Mauling Hikers, But the Wolves Are All Acting Individually So We’re Not Really Seeing a Pattern Here
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July 22, 2016List: Who Said It? Donald Trump or Regina George?
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October 17, 2017List: 36 Questions That Lead to Love – Hollywood Studio Head Edition
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October 17, 2017Yes, Satan is Volatile and Unconventional, But Consider the Dangers of a President Lucifer
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October 17, 2017List: Me Too
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October 17, 2017826 Chicago at Pitchfork: “We Just Got Lucky”: An Interview with American Football