Articles by
Jon Methven
Jon Methven is the author of the novels This Is Your Captain Speaking, Strange Boat and the forthcoming Therapy Mammals. His work is here.
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July 20, 2017Lochte v. Salmon
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June 27, 2016We’re 3-D Printing Chipmunks Into the Newsroom and Streaming It On Facebook Live!
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June 2, 2016List: Best Cellars List
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April 13, 2016The Third Line of Humanitarian Aid
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November 30, 2015Tell Us How We Did With Your Order of Egg Whites and Avocado Wrap
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April 1, 2015Stop Pushing My Buttons
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January 5, 2015Let Us Cater Your Next Intervention
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September 5, 2014Contact the Law Offices of Tickel & Lichner If Your Penis Was Injured In a Deluxe Bathtime Bubble Bunny
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May 12, 2014Monologue: A Traffic Report Interrupted By a Stolen Sandwich Interrupted By a Jackknifed Tractor Trailer Hauling Mannequins Interrupted By a Midlife Crisis
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January 23, 2014Additional Reporting for This Article was Provided by Helen and Bob Green in the Denver Bureau, Who Have Recently Separated
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October 9, 2013Why a Gorilla Nanny is the Right Choice for Our Family
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July 19, 2013Let’s Build a Giant Thing
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August 17, 2017As Your Doctor, I Am Protesting the Removal of Your Tumor Because I Don’t Want to Erase Your Medical History
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August 3, 2017And God Created Millennial Earth
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August 9, 2017I’m a Google Manufacturing Robot and I Believe Humans Are Biologically Unfit to Have Jobs in Tech
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July 31, 2017Please Forgive Us at Blue Apron for This Week’s Meals. We’ve Been Having a Tough Time Lately
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August 21, 2017The West Wing: Recaps from the Final Season of Democracy: Season 18/Episode 24
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August 21, 2017I Supported the Shit Falling From the Sky. Now That We Are Up to Our Necks In It, I Sorely Regret Doing That
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August 21, 2017List: Scientifically Accurate Horoscopes
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August 21, 2017Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Lady Selling Seashells By the Seashore