Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
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January 24, 2019Your Dry January Is Obliterating Our Parent Friend Group
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January 16, 2018A Married Couple Revises Their Celebrity Freebies
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January 5, 2018Hallmark Christmas Movie Characters Two Weeks Later: Where Are They Now?
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July 20, 2017Lochte v. Salmon
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June 27, 2016We’re 3-D Printing Chipmunks Into the Newsroom and Streaming It On Facebook Live!
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June 2, 2016List: Best Cellars List
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April 13, 2016The Third Line of Humanitarian Aid
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November 30, 2015Tell Us How We Did With Your Order of Egg Whites and Avocado Wrap
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April 1, 2015Stop Pushing My Buttons
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January 5, 2015Let Us Cater Your Next Intervention
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September 5, 2014Contact the Law Offices of Tickel & Lichner If Your Penis Was Injured In a Deluxe Bathtime Bubble Bunny
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May 12, 2014Monologue: A Traffic Report Interrupted By a Stolen Sandwich Interrupted By a Jackknifed Tractor Trailer Hauling Mannequins Interrupted By a Midlife Crisis
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March 5, 2019I Support Strong Women of Color Unless They Are Politically to My Left
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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April 11, 2017Anything Men Can Do I Can Do Bleeding