Articles by
Jon Methven
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September 7, 2012Despite Tonight’s Ruling I Will Not Stop Making Love to My Wife Against Our Town Statue
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July 25, 2012Nodding Posse
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June 5, 2012The Puppet Brothel
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February 13, 2012Monologue: My Wife Critiques My Plan to Quit My Job and Write the Next Horror Franchise
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May 9, 2011Clucky’s Fried Chickinjections Food Truck
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September 22, 2010Come Join Our Prayer Group-Slash-Cheese Tasting-Slash-Orgy
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March 26, 2010Cinderella Story Miscues
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November 24, 2009Macy’s Balloon Task Force Holds Post Parade Press Conference
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August 11, 2009Excerpts From Induction Speeches Into the Taxidermy Hall of Fame
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March 13, 2009Marvel Comics Backs Out of My Publishing Contract
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November 11, 2008Q&A With the Head of My Carpool
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October 14, 2008The Economic Crisis Hits the Markson Family Monopoly Board
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June 22, 2017List: 11 Ways That I, a White Man, Am Not Privileged
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June 16, 2017Jeff Bezos’ Email to Employees On Amazon’s Purchase of Whole Foods
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June 19, 2017An Oral History of Quentin Tarantino as Told to Me By Men I’ve Dated
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June 15, 2017List: Writing Advice to My Students That Would Also Have Been Good Sex Advice for My High School Boyfriends