THE INTERNATIONAL ALLIANCE OF YOUTH WRITING CENTERS
Articles by
Jon Methven
Jon Methven is the author of the novels This Is Your Captain Speaking, Strange Boat and the forthcoming Therapy Mammals. His work is here.
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October 9, 2013Why a Gorilla Nanny is the Right Choice for Our Family
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July 19, 2013Let’s Build a Giant Thing
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February 13, 2013The Dog-Walker Whisperer
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September 7, 2012Despite Tonight’s Ruling I Will Not Stop Making Love to My Wife Against Our Town Statue
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July 25, 2012Nodding Posse
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June 5, 2012The Puppet Brothel
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February 13, 2012Monologue: My Wife Critiques My Plan to Quit My Job and Write the Next Horror Franchise
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May 9, 2011Clucky’s Fried Chickinjections Food Truck
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September 22, 2010Come Join Our Prayer Group-Slash-Cheese Tasting-Slash-Orgy
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March 26, 2010Cinderella Story Miscues
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November 24, 2009Macy’s Balloon Task Force Holds Post Parade Press Conference
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August 11, 2009Excerpts From Induction Speeches Into the Taxidermy Hall of Fame
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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November 5, 2018Can You Find the Hidden Images In These 15 “Magic Eye” Photos?
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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November 8, 2018Make No Mistake, We Liberals Will Squander Our Hard-Won Gains
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November 16, 2018An Obituary for the Weekend
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November 16, 2018Nihilist Dad Jokes
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November 16, 2018Don’t Call It a Comeback: Seinfeld, Ep. 181 “The Grovel”
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November 16, 2018Oulipian Excerpts from All That is Evident is Suspect: Jean Lescure, from “The N+7 Method (An Individual Case of the W±n Method)”