Articles by
Jon Methven
Jon Methven is the author of the novels This Is Your Captain Speaking, Strange Boat and the forthcoming Therapy Mammals. His work is here.
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October 9, 2013Why a Gorilla Nanny is the Right Choice for Our Family
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July 19, 2013Let’s Build a Giant Thing
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February 13, 2013The Dog-Walker Whisperer
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September 7, 2012Despite Tonight’s Ruling I Will Not Stop Making Love to My Wife Against Our Town Statue
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July 25, 2012Nodding Posse
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June 5, 2012The Puppet Brothel
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February 13, 2012Monologue: My Wife Critiques My Plan to Quit My Job and Write the Next Horror Franchise
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May 9, 2011Clucky’s Fried Chickinjections Food Truck
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September 22, 2010Come Join Our Prayer Group-Slash-Cheese Tasting-Slash-Orgy
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March 26, 2010Cinderella Story Miscues
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November 24, 2009Macy’s Balloon Task Force Holds Post Parade Press Conference
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August 11, 2009Excerpts From Induction Speeches Into the Taxidermy Hall of Fame
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