McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today.
-
April 13, 2016The Third Line of Humanitarian Aid
-
November 30, 2015Tell Us How We Did With Your Order of Egg Whites and Avocado Wrap
-
April 1, 2015Stop Pushing My Buttons
-
January 5, 2015Let Us Cater Your Next Intervention
-
September 5, 2014Contact the Law Offices of Tickel & Lichner If Your Penis Was Injured In a Deluxe Bathtime Bubble Bunny
-
May 12, 2014A Traffic Report Interrupted By a Stolen Sandwich Interrupted By a Jackknifed Tractor Trailer Hauling Mannequins Interrupted By a Midlife Crisis
-
January 23, 2014Additional Reporting for This Article was Provided by Helen and Bob Green in the Denver Bureau, Who Have Recently Separated
-
October 9, 2013Why a Gorilla Nanny is the Right Choice for Our Family
-
July 19, 2013Let’s Build a Giant Thing
-
February 13, 2013The Dog-Walker Whisperer
-
September 7, 2012Despite Tonight’s Ruling I Will Not Stop Making Love to My Wife Against Our Town Statue
-
July 25, 2012Nodding Posse
Trending 🔥
-
November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
-
May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
-
May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
-
May 2, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Grade Your Final Papers